Sherlock Holmes Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Just Jack said: Why not do it at halftime of the Bills/Pats* game? https://onebuffalo.formstack.com/forms/bills_halftime_wedding_ceremony You're saying you get to sanctify your marriage at the 50 yard line at halftime?!?!?!! Edited June 17, 2019 by Sherlock Holmes
HOUSE Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 (edited) 70,000 drunks at my wedding....just what I always wanted Edited June 17, 2019 by HOUSE 1
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 1 minute ago, HOUSE said: 70,000 drunks at my wedding....just what I always wanted ....and shortly thereafter........... 1
Mike in Horseheads Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 Having done this I hope they get booed. Hopefully Celino and Barnes are the sponser
hondo in seattle Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 When I got married, I told my Filipina wife that part of the deal was that she had to be a Bills fan. It was not negotiable. Not knowing much about American football, or any sport, she easily agreed. Over the years, though, she's come to realize what I got her into: all the false dreams, scorched hopes, and ruined Sundays. A couple years ago, after commenting on the all the negative consequences of being a Bills fan, she suggested, "Why don't we root for the Seahawks instead?" I just silently glared at her with the most evil expression I could muster. More recently, however, she's developed an appreciation for the loyalty & camaraderie of the Bills mafia. Sometimes we hang out with the Bills Backers of Seattle and she feeds off the good will and unfounded optimism. And whenever we visit my relatives in Buffalo, she makes sure we include a stop at the Bills gift store at the stadium and she proudly wears the gear she buys. She'd probably think renewing our vows at halftime would be a great idea - if that was allowed. 1 2
PromoTheRobot Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 (edited) Remember the old custom of witnessing the first bedding of the new couple? 50 yard line, baby. Right in the logo. Train horn and everything. Edited June 18, 2019 by PromoTheRobot 1
The Jokeman Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Just Jack said: Why not do it at halftime of the Bills/Pats* game? https://onebuffalo.formstack.com/forms/bills_halftime_wedding_ceremony I'm getting married on October 12 of this year, my fiancée sent me this and I immediately said "nope" and while we both like the Bills to me this be the most un-personal thing we can do on our special day. 1
US Egg Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 The Bills, should the team be faltering, might find fans wanting to divorce themselves from the team with this cheesy tactic.
The Senator Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 That’s just the stupidest idea to come from One Bills Drive since Russ Brandon. I’d much rather watch something entertaining, like paint drying. Oh well, sounds like a great opportunity for a nice long half-time dump - bet all the stalls will be full. . 1 1
JinxedBill1 Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 Why would I want to have someone else eligible for half of my wealth and belongings? No thanks and no thanks to the halftime wedding.
Orlando Buffalo Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 3 hours ago, TigerJ said: A "bare bones" protestant wedding takes about 10 minutes if you do all the parts. I like it when it takes a half hour or more with the addition of music, Bible readings, a brief homily etc. I imagine that it could be done so parts of it took place outside of the stadium before the game, and then you just did the vows at half time. You can do the vows in about 2 minutes. i know you are right but i have yet to meet a girl who would agree to that but the girl who would agree would likely be a keeper!! 55 minutes ago, hondo in seattle said: When I got married, I told my Filipina wife that part of the deal was that she had to be a Bills fan. It was not negotiable. Not knowing much about American football, or any sport, she easily agreed. Over the years, though, she's come to realize what I got her into: all the false dreams, scorched hopes, and ruined Sundays. A couple years ago, after commenting on the all the negative consequences of being a Bills fan, she suggested, "Why don't we root for the Seahawks instead?" I just silently glared at her with the most evil expression I could muster. More recently, however, she's developed an appreciation for the loyalty & camaraderie of the Bills mafia. Sometimes we hang out with the Bills Backers of Seattle and she feeds off the good will and unfounded optimism. And whenever we visit my relatives in Buffalo, she makes sure we include a stop at the Bills gift store at the stadium and she proudly wears the gear she buys. She'd probably think renewing our vows at halftime would be a great idea - if that was allowed. they should allow people to renew their vows at halftime- the year after they win the super bowl and everyone is happy about the Bills.
Augie Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 If they had a ceremony for divorces, this might be more fitting. 1
MacGyver Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 Marriage is a really bad deal for men, so I'll pass.
Sherlock Holmes Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 2 hours ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said: ...maybe SoTier thee weds ScottLaw?......slight change in the vows to "until death of the Bills do us part"....just sayin'''..........BADOLBILZ as best man.......... Mykidsdad is ring bearer... 1
Augie Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 9 minutes ago, MacGyver said: Marriage is a really bad deal for men, so I'll pass. Depends on the marriage. Amazing deal for me. You just gotta do it right! 2
Nick the Greek Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 I wanted to propose to my wife on the jumbo tron at RWS. She probably would have said no. Oops!
Augie Posted June 17, 2019 Posted June 17, 2019 6 minutes ago, Nick the Greek said: I wanted to propose to my wife on the jumbo tron at RWS. She probably would have said no. Oops! But it would have been so memorable for so many of us! Why be so selfish? ? 1
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