WhoTom Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 (edited) On 5/23/2019 at 2:06 AM, I am the egg man said: Mountana ? Expand Heading south on I-355, just outside of Chicago. I figured he's either an astronomer or a proctologist. Edited May 23, 2019 by WhoTom
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/22/2019 at 9:08 PM, Mike in Horseheads said: Jeremy ConnVerified account @JeremyConn1057 3m3 minutes ago Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/texas-man-admits-kinapping-79-people-to-anally-probe-them-while-disguised-as-an-alien/ Expand Who's the one sicko that gave you a laugh for this? If I had guess... Betcha it was the @ShadyBillsFan character! /smh...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/23/2019 at 1:21 AM, Limeaid said: It is BS. Not sure why it is even posted other than the poster has subscription to it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/texas-alien-anal-probe/ Expand Wow! @Mike in Horseheads spreading FakeNews®...That's a shock. I'd report him if I were you. ??
Chandler#81 Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/22/2019 at 9:31 PM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: None of these 79 figured that e.t. should be flying a saucer, and not driving a Peterbilt? Expand So, do all these 79 account for every tale ever told about alien abduction? Seems every one I saw a special on who claimed this were nitwits from the southwest.. 1
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/23/2019 at 9:54 AM, Chandler#81 said: So, do all these 79 account for every tale ever told about alien abduction? Seems every one I saw a special on who claimed this were nitwits from the southwest.. Expand Well, that explains the Cardinals’ woes...at least, some of them.
Gugny Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/23/2019 at 1:21 AM, Limeaid said: It is BS. Not sure why it is even posted other than the poster has subscription to it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/texas-alien-anal-probe/ Expand I don't think there is such a thing as an, "Anal Probe Subscription." But if there was, I can name at least 7 TBDers off the top of my head, who would have Gold Memberships. 1 1
Mike in Horseheads Posted May 23, 2019 Author Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/23/2019 at 1:21 AM, Limeaid said: It is BS. Not sure why it is even posted other than the poster has subscription to it. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/texas-alien-anal-probe/ Expand I just report the news I don't write it.
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/23/2019 at 10:31 AM, Gugny said: I don't think there is such a thing as an, "Anal Probe Subscription." But if there was, I can name at least 7 TBDers off the top of my head, who would have Gold Memberships. Expand I think this deserves a thread of its own, including the requisite ‘vote for which 7 you think Guggles means’...?
Cripple Creek Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/22/2019 at 10:46 PM, Augie said: If you ever catch me stumbling around a tailgate, I have a story for you! ? Let’s just say, anesthesia is preferred. Expand So, you have met the “Deliverence” boys, @BringBackFergy & @CountryCletus ? I hope that they at least exchanged numbers with you afterwards.
BringBackFergy Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/23/2019 at 1:29 PM, Cripple Creek said: So, you have met the “Deliverence” boys, @BringBackFergy & @CountryCletus ? I hope that they at least exchanged numbers with you afterwards. Expand @Augie sure do have a puurty mouf 1
The Poojer Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 Yes and No, it's not actually true, but they tell you it's not true Quote World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle. Expand On 5/23/2019 at 1:25 AM, Boca BIlls said: Fake news Expand
PastaJoe Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 Maybe he’s one of the space pirates that Texas Senator Ted Cruz is worried about. 1
Gugny Posted May 23, 2019 Posted May 23, 2019 On 5/23/2019 at 1:44 PM, BringBackFergy said: @Augie sure do have a puurty mouf Expand Squeal like a pig!
Marv's Neighbor Posted May 24, 2019 Posted May 24, 2019 Make him the official BORDER TROLL! Problem not solved, but maybe slowed?
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