Everything Joe Biden--Gaffes, Miscues, Touching, Songs

[DC Tom]

6 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

 

It's funny that, in their effort to Trayvon the stripper, the most wholesome picture they could find screams "Arkansas slut."

[3rdnlng]

1 hour ago, DC Tom said:

 

It's funny that, in their effort to Trayvon the stripper, the most wholesome picture they could find screams "Arkansas slut."

Maybe the stubble and scowl should be replaced by just a friendly smile on his face.

[Deranged Rhino]

 

[3rdnlng]

12 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

He's scored with these young women and men. 

[row_33]

to debate Trump, Joe will have to be in one of those game show sound proof booths and the only sound coming in is another softie lullaby question from CNN's moderator

 

[123719bwiqrb]

18 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said:

 

 

If that was Trump, the MSM would say he is making fun of the kid's speech impediment.  But when PedoJoe does it, it's great.

[Deranged Rhino]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MattWolking/status/1209311764539674627

[leh-nerd skin-erd]

On 12/20/2019 at 12:18 AM, Deranged Rhino said:

 

I’m still trying to figure this out. Is Biden stuttering or reproducing one of the between 20-100 people he calls every week? 

For what it’s worth, he sounded like a malfunctioning geriatric cyborg in Schwarzenegger’s latest epic Terminator 23:A Wrinkle In Time. 

[Hedge]

 

 

 

[DC Tom]

44 minutes ago, Hedge said:

 

 

 

 

Ooooh...Biden was stealing from Warren?  Next Dem debate's going to be interesting...

[fansince88]

4 hours ago, DC Tom said:

 

Ooooh...Biden was stealing from Warren?  Next Dem debate's going to be interesting...

That would be a first. Debating on who ripped someone off rather then who was going to try rip everyone off.

[4merper4mer]

6 hours ago, Hedge said:

 

 

 

Proving yet again that Sioux's homework should be done by Sioux and Sioux alone.

Edited December 24, 2019 by 4merper4mer

[Kemp]

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart  —you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it's true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?, but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it's four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians  are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us”.

[Warren Zevon]

4 minutes ago, Kemp said:

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart  —you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it's true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?, but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it's four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians  are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us”.

 

Bow to the genius who spoke these words. Do the recent windmill one next.

[Kemp]

“I never understood wind. You know, I know windmills very much... Gases are spewing into the atmosphere. You know we have a world, right? So the world is tiny compared to the universe. So tremendous, tremendous amount of fumes & everything.”

[Warren Zevon]

One time Obama said the wrong number of states, though

[Foxx]

23 minutes ago, Kemp said:

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart  —you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it's true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that's why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we're a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it's not as important as these lives are nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?, but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it's four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven't figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it's gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians  are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us”.

it's a good thing you put this in the Biden thread.

[/dev/null]

12 minutes ago, Gary Busey said:

One time Obama said the wrong number of states, though

And Trump would never be caught wearing this monstrosity

 

 

 

 

[3rdnlng]

33 minutes ago, /dev/null said:

And Trump would never be caught wearing this monstrosity

 

 

 

 

Not in Hawaii, which is part of Asia, and especially not when he's speaking to corpse men. 

[Warren Zevon]

1 minute ago, 3rdnlng said:

Not in Hawaii, which is part of Asia, and especially not when he's speaking to corpse men. 

 

Nice you can fit all the Obama gaffe's into one sentence.