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19 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

If you’re constantly sitting on your balls when you take a dump <yeeouch!>, bring a small stick or board to the bathroom with you to hold your junk up while you sit down.

 

2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

NSFW: Language

 

You seem intent on optimizing one aspect of life. Admirable focus in the era of social media and short attention spans. Good on ya!

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I don't know any of my own but I recently learned that if you want to get committed to an asylum you can go on a message board and share what you dreamt about Bob Costas.

Maybe you can even meet Britney.

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1 hour ago, 4merper4mer said:

I don't know any of my own but I recently learned that if you want to get committed to an asylum you can go on a message board and share what you dreamt about Bob Costas.

Maybe you can even meet Britney.

I hear it's simple, just walk into the hospital and tell them your a life long fan of Buffalo Sports teams, and not from Buffalo......

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17 hours ago, Misterbluesky said:

If you need to resort to practices like that,best to look into some social service assistance.,like a food stamp card .Your entire post shouts out dishonesty,being shady and the feel of being above the law.

How would you feel if I walked into your house and took your living room lamps and wife..also your dog? You wouldn't be able to kick my ass..so what does that leave you with....

Honesty wins..Trust wins..those are good characteristics to have..

Frauds piss me off.

 

LOL.  I didn't say I actually did it, did I?  Nor do I suggest others do.

 

It's a thought experiment.  

 

Do you own a grocery story or something?

 

:lol:

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18 hours ago, Misterbluesky said:

How would you feel if I walked into your house and took your living room lamps and wife..also your dog? You wouldn't be able to kick my ass..so what does that leave you with....

 

 

Pic?

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On 5/2/2019 at 11:59 PM, Gugny said:

Everyone loves a good life hack.  Share them here.

 

Earlier tonight, I realized I had no buttermilk to make my chicken tenders.  1 TBSP of white vinegar in a measuring cup, then added enough milk to make 1 full cup.  Let it set for 10 minutes .... BOOM ... buttermilk.

 

What life hacks can you share?

I use those plastic supermarket bags to carry my lunch during the week.

20 hours ago, Misterbluesky said:

If you need to resort to practices like that,best to look into some social service assistance.,like a food stamp card .Your entire post shouts out dishonesty,being shady and the feel of being above the law.

How would you feel if I walked into your house and took your living room lamps and wife..also your dog? You wouldn't be able to kick my ass..so what does that leave you with....

Honesty wins..Trust wins..those are good characteristics to have..

Frauds piss me off.

 

What makes you believe that you're immune to an ass kicking?

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1 hour ago, Cripple Creek said:

I use those plastic supermarket bags to carry my lunch during the week.

 

They will be a thing of the past in NY, starting 2020.

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The “waste” from your cannabis vaporizer actually makes kick ass edibles.  Just save up about a cup, put in the crockpot on low with olive oil, and use in your favorite brownie recipe!

 

Life hacks!

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Buy your wife crock pots every other Christmas so she doesn't divorce you when she finds resin in hers the next time she tries to make a pot roast.

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On 5/3/2019 at 6:41 AM, sherpa said:

Inkjet printer replacement cartridges.

Insanely overpriced to the point where some printer manufacturers lose money on the printer because they know they'll make a bunch on the replacement cartridges. 

If one gets "low" and low isn't really that low, the printer becomes dysfunctional until all are replaced.

 

Not difficult at all to get around the issue, depending on the type of printer. 

Easy to find solution at a fraction of the cost.

 

What are some of these solutions?  At one point, I used some sort of refillable thing, and those were such a waste or time.  It was a mess and the quality sucked................Then, I started buying expired cartridges on ebay, and somehow have not been doing that for awhile.  IIRC, the kind I needed didn't seem to on ebay anymore................I recently looked at one of the receipts my secretary gave me for buying ink, and I was like Whoa, I think I have to start looking for alternatives again!  

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1 hour ago, Cripple Creek said:

I use those plastic supermarket bags to carry my lunch during the week.

What makes you believe that you're immune to an ass kicking?

I've had my face handed to me before..but keep in mind,these days I drink Boost not to mention..I stay in Holiday Inn Expresses when i/we travel.

Grins.

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In honor of Cinco de Mayo:

 

Whenever we'd heat up taco shells the one at the front of the line would fold down from the heat so you couldn't get stuff enough taco fixings in it and/or it would break when you tried to add too much.

 

Now we put a balled up wad of aluminum foil in the lead taco so it holds it's shape.

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9 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said:

In honor of Cinco de Mayo:

 

Whenever we'd heat up taco shells the one at the front of the line would fold down from the heat so you couldn't get stuff enough taco fixings in it and/or it would break when you tried to add too much.

 

Now we put a balled up wad of aluminum foil in the lead taco so it holds it's shape.

As a public service announcement, I'd like to mention this method is only approved for conventional oven heating and not microwaves.

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3 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

As a public service announcement, I'd like to mention this method is only approved for conventional oven heating and not microwaves

 

I never tried heating taco shells in the microwave. How well does that work?

 

I did make the mistake of putting them in the toaster oven once. The warning on the box that I overlooked was correct - they caught fire.

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1 minute ago, SinceThe70s said:

 

I never tried heating taco shells in the microwave. How well does that work?

 

I did make the mistake of putting them in the toaster oven once. The warning on the box that I overlooked was correct - they caught fire.

Its quick and easy.  Put a couple of damp paper towels over them and hit em for 30 seconds. 

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39 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

I’ll have to move.

 

Any chance you can promise it will be further away from me?

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22 hours ago, bbb said:

 

What are some of these solutions?  At one point, I used some sort of refillable thing, and those were such a waste or time.  It was a mess and the quality sucked................Then, I started buying expired cartridges on ebay, and somehow have not been doing that for awhile.  IIRC, the kind I needed didn't seem to on ebay anymore................I recently looked at one of the receipts my secretary gave me for buying ink, and I was like Whoa, I think I have to start looking for alternatives again!  

 

Since sherpa didn't answer my printer question...................Can somebody give me more life hacks to rip off stores?  

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23 hours ago, bbb said:

 

What are some of these solutions?  At one point, I used some sort of refillable thing, and those were such a waste or time.  It was a mess and the quality sucked................Then, I started buying expired cartridges on ebay, and somehow have not been doing that for awhile.  IIRC, the kind I needed didn't seem to on ebay anymore................I recently looked at one of the receipts my secretary gave me for buying ink, and I was like Whoa, I think I have to start looking for alternatives again!  

 

I'm not going to write specific answers, because printers have different solutions.

Information is easily available by searching.  I've got an Epson.

http://www.inkpal.com/ink-news/how-to-reset-an-ink-cartridge-not-waste-printer-ink/

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