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Late last night while walking my dog, I encountered some whacked out ~30 yo lady (who was not otherwise unattractive), smoking what looked to be a cigarette, but smelling strongly of some sort of chemical. I think a hair removal product (e.g. Nair) is the best comparison I can make to it.  She lingered & smoked in front of my building as I walked my dog around the corner (the dog was totally freaked out, btw), scurrying off into the shadows when we returned.  My building has outdoor stairs & terraces leading to all the units, and I smelled that crap the whole way up.  Went right to bed (as was the plan), then slept through my alarm this morning for the first time in years (not the plan).   

 

So, yeah.  Does anyone know what angel dust smells like?

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It's basically embalming fluid, so you're probably pretty much on point with your hypothesis. Although with all the synthetic crap out there these days,  who knows.  You should have sicked the dog on her.

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12 minutes ago, Augie said:

I suspects it smells like the devil. 

 

No, that's foosball.

Just now, BigMcD said:

Did you get her number? 

 

Next time!

21 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

It's basically embalming fluid, so you're probably pretty much on point with your hypothesis. Although with all the synthetic crap out there these days,  who knows.  You should have sicked the dog on her.

 

Haha, my dog wanted nothing to do with her!

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20 minutes ago, Buffalo86 said:

Haha, my dog wanted nothing to do with her!

Smart dog. They can sense creeps.....and angel dust evidently.

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You smell that?  Angel dust, son.  Nothing else in the world smells like that.  I love the smell of angel dust in the late evening.

 

Some day this war on drugs is gonna end.

 

 

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4 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Probably crack.  Was it rolled up in paper or was it a pipe?  

 

It was definitely a cigarette, and not hand-rolled.  I'm 99% sure it had been dipped in liquid pcp, aka "wet".

 

4 hours ago, Bray Wyatt said:

Wayne Brady does

 

Image result for i didn't know you liked to get wet gif

 

Precisely!

 

2 hours ago, Boca BIlls said:

I feel like you should have taken a picture and made this into a "Would Ya?" Thread.

 

This wasn't the first time I encountered her; it was just the first time the smell was overwhelming enough for me to say wtf.  We shall meet again.

 

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On 5/2/2019 at 9:07 PM, RaoulDuke79 said:

It's basically embalming fluid, so you're probably pretty much on point with your hypothesis. Although with all the synthetic crap out there these days,  who knows.  You should have sicked the dog on her.

 

Thats the smell when the subway car is empty except for someone who has face planted on the floor

 

 

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On 5/2/2019 at 9:01 PM, Buffalo86 said:

Late last night while walking my dog, I encountered some whacked out ~30 yo lady (who was not otherwise unattractive), smoking what looked to be a cigarette, but smelling strongly of some sort of chemical. I think a hair removal product (e.g. Nair) is the best comparison I can make to it.  She lingered & smoked in front of my building as I walked my dog around the corner (the dog was totally freaked out, btw), scurrying off into the shadows when we returned.  My building has outdoor stairs & terraces leading to all the units, and I smelled that crap the whole way up.  Went right to bed (as was the plan), then slept through my alarm this morning for the first time in years (not the plan).   

 

So, yeah.  Does anyone know what angel dust smells like?

you did Nair?  That's the %#*#ing angel dust of hair removal products!!! You're crazy man, crazy!

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14 hours ago, leh-nerd skin-erd said:

you did Nair?  That's the %#*#ing angel dust of hair removal products!!! You're crazy man, crazy!

 

Y'all want to hear a Nair story?

 

I worked with a guy who Nair-ed his lower unit region and promptly burned off all hair and nearly all of the skin also. He called the phone number on the bottle freaking out, and they told him to dip the "parts" in a large bowl of milk to quell the Scotch-bonnet-like fire he was encountering. 

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