DCbillsfan Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 (edited) This morning I'm driving home from the store and a dog is running loose in the neighborhood. That's not good down here in Northern Virginia. So I stop and after some time grab the dog. I call the number on the dog tag. No answer. I drive the dog over to address on tag. Bang on the door. No answer. I look up over to the corner of the house and I see a big Patriots flag flying. I'm thinking no good deed goes unpunished! The neighbor comes out and says he has a key to their house. He turns around to get it. He's wearing a Ravens shirt. After a few minutes he comes back. I asked "Are you a Ravens fan?" He said "No I'm a Bills fan." I said "Really?" He looked at me like I was crazy at first. I told him I was a Bills fan. We both laughed because we both looked like hell from staying up late watching the draft. Turns out he and I started out watching Bills games at the Rock pile. Edited April 27, 2019 by DCbillsfan 4 3
DCbillsfan Posted April 27, 2019 Author Posted April 27, 2019 He said it was an old shirt. One of his sons.
Chandler#81 Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 Finish the story! Two LOOOONG time Bills fans who hated Jim Nance and the Boston Patriots now have a chance to have some fun with a Patriot fan who forsakes their dog? There’s gotta be more here!? 2
Guest K-GunJimKelly12 Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 (edited) I know it's weird, but I could never bring myself to wear any other teams colors. Even if it were an old shirt and I was doing yard work or something of that nature. Edited April 27, 2019 by K-GunJimKelly12
DCbillsfan Posted April 27, 2019 Author Posted April 27, 2019 29 minutes ago, TheBeane said: Shave a buffalo into the dog!!!!! If that dog comes back I will do something Bills like. 19 minutes ago, K-GunJimKelly12 said: I know it's weird, but I could never bring myself to wear any other teams colors. Even if it were an old shirt and I was doing yard work or something of that nature. I hear you. Nothing but Bills stuff at the house. 1
aceman_16 Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 36 minutes ago, K-GunJimKelly12 said: I know it's weird, but I could never bring myself to wear any other teams colors. Even if it were an old shirt and I was doing yard work or something of that nature. I have worn Pats* underwear and well.... let's just say taco bell is meant for a younger man. 1
3rdnlng Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, whatdrought said: How did the dog taste? "Benny was a good dog. Woof."
Saxum Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 50 minutes ago, K-GunJimKelly12 said: I know it's weird, but I could never bring myself to wear any other teams colors. Even if it were an old shirt and I was doing yard work or something of that nature. I wore a Deadskins jersey once. I found it when cleaning my house after buying it. On Halloween I put it on a dummy and made a scarecrow tied to a rope which I'd make move and kids would occasionally hit with a stick. Following year I put on jersey with scarecrow costume complete even with rope up a tree. One of the kids said "watch this" and went to hit scarecrow with a branch conveniently lying nearby. When he tried I jumped off stump I was standing on and said something, cannot remember what, and scared the kids. Nothing good in their goodie bags.
Neo Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, whatdrought said: How did the dog taste? Logged in just to laugh at this ... understated delivery, timing!
DCbillsfan Posted April 27, 2019 Author Posted April 27, 2019 18 minutes ago, dlonce said: So you let the dog go then, right? I put her in the house. She's a good pup!
3rdand12 Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 3 hours ago, DCbillsfan said: This morning I'm driving home from the store and a dog is running loose in the neighborhood. That's not good down here in Northern Virginia. So I stop and after some time grab the dog. I call the number on the dog tag. No answer. I drive the dog over to address on tag. Bang on the door. No answer. I look up over to the corner of the house and I see a big Patriots flag flying. I'm thinking no good deed goes unpunished! The neighbor comes out and says he has a key to their house. He turns around to get it. He's wearing a Ravens shirt. After a few minutes he comes back. I asked "Are you a Ravens fan?" He said "No I'm a Bills fan." I said "Really?" He looked at me like I was crazy at first. I told him I was a Bills fan. We both laughed because we both looked like hell from staying up late watching the draft. Turns out he and I started out watching Bills games at the Rock pile. now thats serious kismet right there good Sir. like meeting Family again after so many years i bet. Rockpile tells us your age btw. : ) thanks for the share 2 hours ago, aceman_16 said: I have worn Pats* underwear and well.... let's just say taco bell is meant for a younger man. shart is still a word right ?
billsredneck1 Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 44 minutes ago, 3rdand12 said: now thats serious kismet right there good Sir. like meeting Family again after so many years i bet. Rockpile tells us your age btw. : ) thanks for the share shart is still a word right ? i got/had a pair of bears shorts i kinda ruined. nothing against the bears but it's the only item of another team i've ever worn. maybe that little accident was a lesson to me?
ExWNYer Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 5 hours ago, DCbillsfan said: This morning I'm driving home from the store and a dog is running loose in the neighborhood. That's not good down here in Northern Virginia. So I stop and after some time grab the dog. I call the number on the dog tag. No answer. I drive the dog over to address on tag. Bang on the door. No answer. I look up over to the corner of the house and I see a big Patriots flag flying. I'm thinking no good deed goes unpunished! The neighbor comes out and says he has a key to their house. He turns around to get it. He's wearing a Ravens shirt. After a few minutes he comes back. I asked "Are you a Ravens fan?" He said "No I'm a Bills fan." I said "Really?" He looked at me like I was crazy at first. I told him I was a Bills fan. We both laughed because we both looked like hell from staying up late watching the draft. Turns out he and I started out watching Bills games at the Rock pile. ...and turns out the dog got woke and found out his owner was a Pats* fan, then decided to run away from home before he became a pawn in some bizarre Kraft-led beastiality sex trade ring. The End. ?
WhoTom Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 4 hours ago, aceman_16 said: I have worn Pats* underwear and well.... let's just say taco bell is meant for a younger man. Or an older man wearing Pats* underwear.
Saxum Posted April 27, 2019 Posted April 27, 2019 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: Did you forget to share the funny part? Yes he did to protect the guilty. I heard the owner is a poster on this forum and he pretends to be a Bills fan.
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