My vow to you as a representative of TBD at the draft

[Inigo Montoya]

My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville.  As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. 

 

Forthwith,  I promise;

 

1.)  To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round.  In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection.  I will act like this single draft pick has just guaranteed the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight home to Buffalo, NY.

 

2.)  To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select.  Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the very dawn of time.

 

3.)  I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets.  I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan.

 

4.) I will take pity on those poor miserable souls who are Dolphin's fans.  Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough.  I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether.

 

5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville.  I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort.  I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of organic sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A.

 

6.)  I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville.  I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend.

 

I swear this sacred oath on the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and on the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly.  So help me God.

 

 

Edited April 25, 2019 by Inigo Montoya

[Prickly Pete]

set yourself on fire, while wearing Bills gear...make us all proud.

[Inigo Montoya]

54 minutes ago, OJ Tom said:

set yourself on fire, while wearing Bills gear...make us all proud.

 

Is that before I jump through the white folding table???  ?

 

Edited April 25, 2019 by Inigo Montoya

[formerlyofCtown]

1 hour ago, Inigo Montoya said:

My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville.  As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. 

 

Forthwith,  I promise;

 

1.)  To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round.  In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection.  I will act like this single draft pick has just ensured the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight to Buffalo, NY.

 

2.)  To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select.  Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the dawn of time.

 

3.)  I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets.  I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan after the selection is made.

 

4.) I will take pity on Dolphin fan's poor miserable souls.  Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough.  I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether.

 

5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville.  I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort.  I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A.

 

6.)  I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville.  I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend.

 

I swear this sacred oath by the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly.  So help me God.

 

Inigo

 

Streak onto the stage and give Goodell a big hug?

[billsfan1959]

1 hour ago, Inigo Montoya said:

My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville.  As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. 

 

Forthwith,  I promise;

 

1.)  To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round.  In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection.  I will act like this single draft pick has just ensured the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight to Buffalo, NY.

 

2.)  To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select.  Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the dawn of time.

 

3.)  I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets.  I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan after the selection is made.

 

4.) I will take pity on Dolphin fan's poor miserable souls.  Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough.  I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether.

 

5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville.  I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort.  I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A.

 

6.)  I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville.  I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend.

 

I swear this sacred oath by the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly.  So help me God.

 

Inigo

 

What a great experience for you and your son! My son and I have shared a passion for the Bills since he was old enough to root for a sports team (which, unfortunately for him, coincided with the end of their Super Bowl run). He lives and works in another state now. However, we still talk a couple of times a week (and always after a Bills game) and our conversations always include something about the Bills and Sabres. We will be on the phone tonight during the draft.

 

The Bills have not been very good since my son became a fan; however, we certainly share a lot of wonderful memories because of them.

 

Have a wonderful time with your son and I am looking forward to hearing your thoughts!

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

I had better not catch you dipping wings in ranch.

[Inigo Montoya]

2 minutes ago, billsfan1959 said:

What a great experience for you and your son! My son and I have shared a passion for the Bills since he was old enough to root for a sports team (which, unfortunately for him, coincided with the end of their Super Bowl run). He lives and works in another state now. However, we still talk a couple of times a week (and always after a Bills game) and our conversations always include something about the Bills and Sabres. We will be on the phone tonight during the draft.

 

The Bills have not been very good since my son became a fan; however, we certainly share a lot of wonderful memories because of them.

 

Have a wonderful time with your son and I am looking forward to hearing your thoughts!

 

Thanks, my son is 21 and in the same boat as yours, he has never been able to root for a great Bills team.  Hopefully that will change soon.

 

1 minute ago, Joe in Winslow said:

I had better not catch you dipping wings in ranch.

 

Blasphemy!   ?

Edited April 25, 2019 by Inigo Montoya

[HOUSE]

You need a Cheap Banquet table ....I prefer white

[billsfan1959]

4 minutes ago, Inigo Montoya said:

Thanks, my son is 21 and in the same boat as yours, he has never been able to root for a great Bills team.  Hopefully that will change soon.

My son is 28 and I am hoping he gets to experience something close to what we did during the Super Bowl years - with an actual SB win to go with it .

 

It feels like they are on the verge of turning that proverbial corner. Here's hoping for good things tonight!

[fansince88]

14 minutes ago, billsfan1959 said:

My son is 28 and I am hoping he gets to experience something close to what we did during the Super Bowl years - with an actual SB win to go with it .

 

It feels like they are on the verge of turning that proverbial corner. Here's hoping for good things tonight!

I believe you are right. @Inigo Montoya, dont have so much fun that you dont remember it!....for us!

[GreggTX]

You should be a politician.

[Inigo Montoya]

1 minute ago, GreggTX said:

You should be a politician.

 

Those are fighting words!  ?

[BuffaloBill]

Have a great time!

[TAinLack.]

57 minutes ago, Inigo Montoya said:

 

Is that before I jump through the white folding table???  ?

 

I'll be checking YouTube clips for Montoya, hourly!!!  Keep your son safe, have him take the videos!!!

[eball]

Love it!  Have a blast!

[ExWNYer]

2 hours ago, Inigo Montoya said:

My son and I will be attending the first two days of the draft this year in Nashville.  As a representative of this proud message board brotherhood, and of Buffalo Bills fans everywhere, I solemnly vow to conduct myself in a manner keeping with the highest standards of our fine football franchise and fair city. 

 

Forthwith,  I promise;

 

1.)  To cheer loudly and wildly for whomever the Bills select, even if it is someone I have never heard of, even if it's a kicker in the 1st round.  In the event that a TV camera is recording my reaction to replay to the nation, I will not give Patriot fans the joy of seeing a Bill's fan upset with the selection.  I will act like this single draft pick has just ensured the next ten Lombardi Trophies come straight to Buffalo, NY.

 

2.)  To boo and jeer at whoever the Patriots select.  Even if they draft the Virgin Mary or Jesus himself, I will react as if it is the worst pick in the history of not only the NFL, but of all organized sports since the dawn of time.

 

3.)  I will vociferously denounce any draft pick by the New York Jets.  I will then projectile vomit on the closest Jet's fan after the selection is made.

 

4.) I will take pity on Dolphin fan's poor miserable souls.  Being a Dolphin's fan is clearly punishment enough.  I will be the bigger man and simply ignore their pick altogether.

 

5.) The weather tomorrow night is going to be horrible in downtown Nashville.  I vow to stand stoically in the face of thunder, lightning, hurricane force winds, tornadoes, hail, pestilence, famine, plague, the whole d*mn Old Testament if need be, with nary a complaint or any indication of personal discomfort.  I will not forget that I am representing a Blue Collar town of rough and ready individuals and not a bunch of sushi eating, club seat occupying, douche canoes in New Jersey or L.A.

 

6.)  I will provide a thorough accounting of my 2019 NFL Draft exploits to this board when I return home, including the important stuff, like any Kay Adams sightings and where the good pizza and draft beer is in Nashville.  I will also include any witty rejoinders and put downs I lob at Patriot's fans during the course of the long weekend.

 

I swear this sacred oath by the square right foot of Tom Dempsey and the indomitable fighting spirit of James Edward Kelly.  So help me God.

 

 

Kudos! You will represent well...but I vehemently disagree with #4. As someone who lived thru '0 for the '70s', they should all be jeered, vociferously denounced, and projectile vomited upon...twice. Imagine all of those lousy bastards with six fingers on their right hand, seek them out, and destroy them! GO BILLS!!!

[WideRightRevenge]

1 hour ago, billsfan1959 said:

What a great experience for you and your son! My son and I have shared a passion for the Bills since he was old enough to root for a sports team (which, unfortunately for him, coincided with the end of their Super Bowl run). He lives and works in another state now. However, we still talk a couple of times a week (and always after a Bills game) and our conversations always include something about the Bills and Sabres. We will be on the phone tonight during the draft.

 

The Bills have not been very good since my son became a fan; however, we certainly share a lot of wonderful memories because of them.

 

Have a wonderful time with your son and I am looking forward to hearing your thoughts!

 

Passing along Bills love from one generation to another is one of the greatest memories for me and my son .. it's "guy time" ... and though he was not born in Buffalo ... he represents at every opportunity .. cheers to the op ..have fun in the ville.

[NewEra]

Douche canoes......bwahahaha

[Freddie's Dead]

My name is Inigo Montoya.  You insulted my draft.  Prepare to die.

[Just Jack]

Let us know if you find any six fingered men.