Twas the night before Christmas!

[Cornette's Commentary]

Just now, Logic said:

About 20 minutes. Bored at work. I clicked on the thread title expecting it to be a poem, and there was none. I felt cheated!

Some great run defense here, boy.  If we had Hockenson on the roster, maybe it would have inspired the front four to actually STOP Fournette.
 

 

[MJS]

1 minute ago, Logic said:

About 20 minutes. Bored at work. I clicked on the thread title expecting it to be a poem, and there was none. I felt cheated!

I felt similarly cheated, but I figured someone would pick up the slack. Good job!

[Logic]

2 minutes ago, Cornette's Commentary said:

Some great run defense here, boy.  If we had Hockenson on the roster, maybe it would have inspired the front four to actually STOP Fournette.
 

 

I'm beginning to think you should check yourself into an institution of some sort.

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

50 minutes ago, MJS said:

How long did you spend on this?!

I spent 10 seconds on this 

 

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, mock
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, mock
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, mock
We're gonna mock around the clock tonight

We're gonna mock, mock, mock, 'til broad daylight

[MJS]

22 minutes ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

I spent 10 seconds on this 

 

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, mock
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, mock
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, mock
We're gonna mock around the clock tonight

We're gonna mock, mock, mock, 'til broad daylight

Your way with words is inspiring.

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

1 hour ago, Cornette's Commentary said:

Some great run defense here, boy.  If we had Hockenson on the roster, maybe it would have inspired the front four to actually STOP Fournette.
 

 

Edited April 24, 2019 by DaBillsFanSince1973

[Logic]

Bump for vanity.

[Poleshifter]

Logic, that is a brilliant little poem.

 

One cool thing about living in Arizona is the draft starts at 5 o'clock!

 

[longtimebillsfan]

14 hours ago, Logic said:

Twas the night before the Draft,
and all through the States
football fans were pondering their favorite teams' fates.
The prospects were pondered and each given grades, 
while fans wrote new mock drafts with really dumb trades.

The pizzas were ordered,
the beer was on ice,
the effort put into making man caves look nice.

When on the TV there came such a loud din,
It was goofy-haired Kiper, yapping again.
Just as the channel was about to be turned,
here came McShay, to share what he'd learned.

The flowers now blooming,
the skies a dull gray,
Gave color to a late April Christmas-like day.
As fans sat and hoped and said football prayers,
and pondered their favorite draftable players.

"Now Quinnen, now Murray, now Cheevers, now White,
now a corner named Greedy who covers them tight.
On Jacobs, on Bush, on Simmons and Fant,
On combine freak Metcalf, can he run a slant?!"

As we all nestled down and tried hard to sleep,
We were suddenly disturbed by a rather loud "peep".
I peaked out on my roof and was shocked by the scene,
A man dressed in red, Bills GM Brandon Beane!

With curiosity getting the better of me,
I asked Beane a question with curious glee:
"Who will we take? Will we draft in the current order?"
"Sorry", he said, "We'll be taking a corner!"

My dreams freshly crushed,
I slinked back off to bed,
With visions of playoff droughts fresh in my head.
But I prayed and I hoped and I tried not to worry,
For Josh Allen's here now, we'll be good in a hurry!
The draft will soon start, the future is bright,
Happy Draft Eve to all, and to all a good night!

 

Well done!   Thank you.

[Buffalo Barbarian]

14 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

Spotted at @Fly_Nashville. ? #GoBills 

 

 

 

 

 

 

McDermott ??

 

 

32 minutes ago, Poleshifter said:

Logic, that is a brilliant little poem.

 

One cool thing about living in Arizona is the draft starts at 5 o'clock!

 

 

 

 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

3 hours ago, Buffalo Barbarian said:

 

McDermott ??

  

  

LOL  My first thought