Logic Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 The correct answer to what he should do is "Burn the house down and never look back".
JMF2006 Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 That's a hockey stick or a broom shot Not a foot stomp spider I bet that thing could jump more than a foot into the air.
dave mcbride Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 1 minute ago, 1ManRaid said: If we didn't have a "free agents don't want to come to Buffalo" problem before, we do now. Or it may just be a bunch of Carolina Wolf Spiders moving to Carolina North.
1ManRaid Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 Just now, dave mcbride said: Or it may just be a bunch of Carolina Wolf Spiders moving to Carolina North. McD is going to be the death of us all. 1
Mr. WEO Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 42 minutes ago, NewEra said: Wow. I’d move out and sell the house pronto He's a renter no doubt.
MAJBobby Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 Just your friendly neighborhood Wolf Spider checking in.
Virgil Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 Nope. Nope. Nope. Burn the house. Burn the city. Change your name. 2 1
MJS Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 54 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said: Burn the house down! Is that blood in the photo to the left of the spider? The spider has already shed innocent blood!
Not at the table Karlos Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, dave mcbride said: It appears to be a black Carolina Wolf Spider. They can be brown, black, or gray. An explainer: https://bugguide.net/node/view/797006/bgimage It appears to be this type of spider to a tee. PS - yet another Panthers import, it seems! Looks about right. The biggest normal wolf spider ive ever seen was half that size and it ate really well.
JPL7 Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 It has the same eyes as the Predator. Where is Dutch & his crew when you need them??
frostbitmic Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 18 minutes ago, JMF2006 said: That's a hockey stick or a broom shot Not a foot stomp spider I bet that thing could jump more than a foot into the air. That's why you wear hip waders before stomping on them .... they like hanging out by clothes dryers.
Warcodered Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 19 minutes ago, MJS said: Is that blood in the photo to the left of the spider? The spider has already shed innocent blood! Well at least we don't have to keep looking for the dog. 1
ddaryl Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, JimKellyTryouts said: I'd let it bite me at the potential benefit of gaining superpowers. You do realize you have to radioactively charge the spider 1st. That being said I think that spider has 8 biceps and is pretty ripped Edited April 19, 2019 by ddaryl 1
brianthomas Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 We found one of these nasty ****ers the other day as well. Glad to know we weren't the only ones dealing with these things. Cuz then i'd really be worried these spiders were singling us out haha. Just a sign of spring. These creepy crawlers start coming alive, so make sure to lay the law down so they get the message!
eball Posted April 19, 2019 Posted April 19, 2019 There are some pretty hilarious responses on Twitter...
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