muppy Posted Saturday at 02:45 PM Posted Saturday at 02:45 PM (edited) Dreamed I was an eskimo Frozen wind began to blow Under my boots and around my toes The frost that bit the ground below It was a hundred degrees below zero... And my mama cried And my mama cried Nanook, a-no-no Nanook, a-no-no Don't be a naughty eskimo Save your money, don't go to the show Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh Well I turned around and I said ho, ho And the northern lights commenced to glow And she said, with a tear in her eye Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow Edited Saturday at 02:47 PM by muppy Quote
PastaJoe Posted Saturday at 05:05 PM Posted Saturday at 05:05 PM I like to go just like the west, I like my sugar sweet But jumping queues and making haste Just ain't my cup of meat Everyone's beneath the trees feeding pigeons on a limb But when Quinn the Eskimo gets here All the pigeons gonna run to him Come all without, come all within You'll not see nothing like the mighty Quinn Quote
muppy Posted Saturday at 05:48 PM Posted Saturday at 05:48 PM I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face, you get sprung Quote
PastaJoe Posted Sunday at 01:13 AM Posted Sunday at 01:13 AM Doin' a little show at the local discotheque This fine young chick was on my jock, so I said what the heck She wanted to come on stage and do her little dance So I said, "Chill for now, but maybe later, you'll get your chance" So when the show was finished I took her around the way And what do you know, she was good to go without a word to say We was all alone and she said, "Tone, let me tell you one thing I need fifty dollars to make you holler, I get paid to do the wild thing" Quote
muppy Posted Sunday at 03:11 AM Posted Sunday at 03:11 AM Wild thing, you make my heart sing You make everything groovy, wild thing Wild thing, I think I love you But I wanna know for sure Come on and hold me tight I love you Quote
PastaJoe Posted Sunday at 04:27 AM Posted Sunday at 04:27 AM Slow down, you move too fast You got to make the morning last Just kicking down the cobblestones Looking for fun and feeling groovy Ba da-da da-da da-da, feeling groovy Quote
muppy Posted Sunday at 01:18 PM Posted Sunday at 01:18 PM Well, someone to get up in the morning and rub my head (I'm looking for a love to call my own) Someone to fix my breakfast and bring it to my bed (I'm looking for a love to call my own) Someone to do a little housework and pamper me again (I'm looking for a love to call my own) Like love and kisses and baby up 'til then (I'm looking for a love to call my own) Quote
PastaJoe Posted Sunday at 02:44 PM Posted Sunday at 02:44 PM I was lookin' for love in all the wrong places Lookin' for love in too many faces Searchin' their eyes Lookin' for traces of what I'm dreaming of Hoping to find a friend and a lover I'll bless the day I discover another heart Lookin' for love Quote
muppy Posted Sunday at 04:25 PM Posted Sunday at 04:25 PM Looking high, looking low For where all our friends used to go Running through that open door For you don't go in there no more You can stay, you can go To all the haunts we used to know The late nights bathed in neon glow Nostalgia of the after show Quote
PastaJoe Posted Sunday at 07:20 PM Posted Sunday at 07:20 PM He brought disaster wherever he went The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent They all ran away so nobody would know And left only men 'cause of Cotton-Eye Joe If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? Quote
muppy Posted yesterday at 03:13 AM Posted yesterday at 03:13 AM Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun of your hand? Hey Joe, I said, where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Oh I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man, yeah I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man Huh, and that ain't too coo Quote
PastaJoe Posted 20 hours ago Posted 20 hours ago Put your hand in the hand of the man who stilled the water Put your hand in the hand of the man who calmed the sea Take a look at yourself and you can look at others differently By putting your hand in the hand of the man from Galilee Quote
muppy Posted 8 hours ago Posted 8 hours ago With a little love, and some tenderness We'll walk upon the water We'll rise above this mess With a little peace, and some harmony We'll take the world together We'll take 'em by the hand 'Cause I've got a hand for you 'Cause I wanna run with you Quote
PastaJoe Posted 7 hours ago Posted 7 hours ago With a little luck we can help it out We can make this whole damn thing work out With a little love we can lay it down Can't you feel the town exploding? Quote
muppy Posted 7 hours ago Posted 7 hours ago There's a calm surrender to the rush of day When the heat of a rolling wave can be turned away An enchanted moment and it sees me through It's enough for this restless warrior just to be with you And can you feel the love tonight? It is where we are It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer That we've got this far And can you feel the love tonight? How it's laid to rest? It's enough to make kings and vagabonds Believe the very best Quote
PastaJoe Posted 6 hours ago Posted 6 hours ago Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you She also told me, "Stay away You'll never know what you'll catch" Just the other day I heard Of a soldier's falling off Some Indonesian junk That's going 'round Mommy's alright Daddy's alright They just seem a little weird Surrender Surrender But don't give yourself away Hey, hey Quote
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