ExiledInIllinois Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Like my father before me, I will work the land Like my brother above me, who took a rebel stand He was just eighteen, proud and brave, but a Yankee laid him in his grave I swear by the mud below my feet You can't raise a Caine back up when he's in defeat [Getting creative with cain theme] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Got me the strangest woman Believe me this trick's no cinch But I really get her going When I whip out my big ten inch Record of a band that plays the blues Well a band that plays its blues She just love my big ten inch Record of her favorite blues My girl don't go for smokin' and liquor just make her flinch seems she don't go for nothin' 'cept for [suck on] my big 10 inch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Sitting in the classroom, thinking it's a drag Listening to the teacher rap, just ain't my bag The noon bells rings, you know that's my cue I'm gonna meet the boys on floor number two! Smokin' in the boys' room Smokin' in the boys' room Now, teacher, don't you fill me up with your rules But everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 It's a big job just gettin' by with nine kids and a wife But I've been a workin' man dang near all of my life And I'll keep on workin' long as my two hands are fit to use I'll drink a little beer in a tavern and sing a little bit of these workin' man blues Sometimes I think about leavin' do a little bummin' around I wanna throw my bills out the window catch a train to another town I go back workin' I gotta buy my kids a brand new pair of shoes I'll get a little bit stoned this weekend and cry a little bit of these workin' man blues I said hey hey workin' man workin' man like me I ain't never been on welfare and that's one place I won't be I'll be back workin' as long as my two hands are fit to use I'll get a little bit stoned this weekend and sing a little bit of these workin' man blues 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) I pay my money to the welfare line I see ya standing in it every time Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends Why can't we be friends Edited May 16, 2019 by The Real Buffalo Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 You just call out my nameAnd, you know, wherever I amI'll come running (oh yeah, baby)To see you againWinter, spring, summer or fallAll you've got to do is callAnd I'll be there, (yeah yeah yeah)You've got a friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Bright light, almost blindingBlack night, still there shiningI can't stop, keep on climbingLooking for what I knew Had a friend, she once told me"You got love, you ain't lonely"Now she's gone and left me only, looking for what I knew Mmm, I'm telling you nowThe greatest thing you ever can do nowIs trade a smile with someone who's blue nowIt's very easy, just- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Madman drummers bummers Indians in the summer With a teenage diplomat In the dumps with the mumps As the adolescent pumps His way into his hat With a boulder on my shoulder Feelin' kinda older I tripped the merry-go-round With this very unpleasin' Sneezin' and wheezin The calliope crashed to the ground The calliope crashed to the ground Well she was Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Billy had two big Caves for eyes, With a cliff for a jaw That would go up 'n down, And whenever it did, He'd puff out some dust, And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fenceI ain't got enough dough to pay the rentI'm flat broke but I don't careI strut right by with my tail in the air Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies catI'm a feline Casanova, hey man that's thatGet a shoe thrown at me from a mean old manGet my dinner from a garbage can Don't go crossing my path Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 I got a black cat boneI got a mojo too I got John the ConquerorI'm gonna mess with you I'm gonna make you girlsLead me by my hand Then the world will knowI'm the hoochie-coochie man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Way down yonder on the Chattahoochee It gets hotter than a hoochie coochie We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt We got a little crazy but we never got caught Down by the river on a Friday night A pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight Talking 'bout cars and dreaming 'bout women Never had a plan just a livin' for the minute Yeah way down yonder on the Chattahoochee Never knew how much that muddy water meant to me But I learned how to swim and I learned who I was A lot about livin' and a little 'bout love 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 I lived in a place called Okfuskee And I had a little girl in a holler tree I said, "little girl, it's plain to see Ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me" She said, "it's hard for me to see How one little boy got so ugly" Yes, my little girly, that might be But there ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Way over yonder in the minor key Way over yonder in the minor key There ain't nobody that can sing like me We walked down by the Buckeye Creek To see the frog eat the goggle-eye bee To hear the west wind whistle to the east There ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Oh, my little girly, will you let me see Way over yonder where the wind blows free? Nobody can see in our holler tree And there ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Way over yonder in the minor key Way over yonder in the minor key There ain't nobody that can sing like me Her mama cut a switch from a cherry tree And laid it on the she and me It stung lots worse than a hive of bees But there ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Now I've walked a long long ways Still look back to my Tanglewood days I've led lots of girls since then to stray Saying ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Way over yonder in the minor key Way over yonder in the minor key Ain't nobody that can sing like me Way over yonder in the minor key Way over yonder in the minor key Ain't nobody that can sing like me Ain't nobody that can sing like me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 When I get off of this mountainYou know where I want to goStraight down the Mississippi riverTo the Gulf of Mexico To Lake Charles, LouisianaLittle Bessie, a girl that I once knewAnd she told me just to come on byIf there's anything she could do Up on Cripple Creek she sends meIf I spring a leak she mends meI don't have to speak she defends meA drunkard's dream if I ever did see one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 It's time to go home now and I've got an aching head So I give her the car keys and she helps me to bed And then I tell her, as I turn out the light I say, "My darling, you were wonderful tonight Oh my darling, you were wonderful tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 I think it's so groovy now That people are finally getting together I thinks it's so wonderful and how That people are finally getting together Reach out in the darkness Reach out in the darkness Reach out in the darkness And you may find a friend I knew a man that I did not care for And then one day this man gave me a call We sat and talked about things on our mind And now this man he is a friend of mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Jeremiah was a bullfrogWas a good friend of mineI never understood a single word he saidBut I helped him a-drinkin' his wineAnd he always had some mighty fine wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Watching girls passing by, it ain't the latest thingI'm just standing in a doorwayI'm just trying to make some senseOut of these girls passing by, the tales they tell of menI'm not waiting on a ladyI'm just waiting on a friend 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Tall and tan and young and lovely The girl from Ipanema goes walking And when she passes, each one she passes goes ah When she walks, she's like a samba That swings so cool and sways so gentle That when she passes, each one she passes goes ooh But I watch her so sadly How can I tell her I love her Yes I would give my heart gladly But each day, when she walks to the sea She looks straight ahead, not at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 See them over thereSee them moving down the roadTheir arms held out aheadAnd their eyes, their eyes are closed Don't make any noise, cry out loud, or stamp your feetYou'll wake the girls and boys who are walking in their sleep Every night they throw aside their blanketsSwing their feet down, stand up, and move out to the streetLike they're under a spell and together they roam across the countryAnd they're walking in their sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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