The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 6, 2019 Posted May 6, 2019 I was a highwayman Along the coach roads I did ride With sword and pistol by my side Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five But I am still alive Quote
The Senator Posted May 6, 2019 Posted May 6, 2019 And we’ll have fun fun fun Til my daddy take’s the T-Bird away . Quote
BillsFanNC Posted May 6, 2019 Posted May 6, 2019 Fun, fun, fun(Jeremy)Me, me, me(Fifi)Take, take, take(Jeremy)Fun, fun, fun James Dean posters on their wall(Five killed in the car-crash)What a sad little end to it all(Five killed in the car-crash)Last seen having lots of fun(Five dumped in a river)Barefoot and on the run(Five dumped in a river) I am mad from ScandinaviaI want a guy in the London areaHe must be crazy and Sagittarius'Cause I'm Leo and I'm hilarious Quote
Gray Beard Posted May 6, 2019 Posted May 6, 2019 She's real fine, my 4-0-9 She's real fine, my 4-0-9 My 4--0--9 Well, I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes (Giddyup, giddyup, 4-0-9) For I knew there would be a time (Giddyup, giddyup, 4-0-9) When I would buy a brand new 4-0-9 (4-0-9, 4-0-9) Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup, 4-0-9 Giddyup, 4-0-9 Giddyup, 4-0-9 Giddyup, 4-0 Nothing can catch her, nothing can touch my 4-0-9, 4-0-9 Quote
DaBillsFanSince1973 Posted May 6, 2019 Posted May 6, 2019 My Maseratti does one-eighty-five I lost my license, now I don't drive I have a limo, ride in the back I lock the doors in case I'm attacked I'm making records, my fans they can't wait They write me letters, tell me I'm great So I got me an office, gold records on the wall Just leave a message, maybe I'll call Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through (Everybody say I'm cool, he's cool) I can't complain but sometimes I still do Life's been good to me so far Quote
WhoTom Posted May 6, 2019 Posted May 6, 2019 Drive like the windStraining the limits of machine and manLaughing out loud with fear and hopeI've got a desperate planAt the one-lane bridgeI leave the giants stranded at the riversideRace back to the farmTo dream with my uncle at the fireside Quote
Gray Beard Posted May 6, 2019 Posted May 6, 2019 I'll be home for Christmas You can plan on me Please have snow and mistletoe And presents on the tree Christmas Eve'll find me Where the love light gleams I'll be home for Christmas If only in my dreams Quote
KD in CA Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Haul out the holly; Put up the tree before my spirit falls again. Fill up the stocking, I may be rushing things, but deck the halls again now. For we need a little Christmas Right this very minute, Candles in the window, Carols at the spinet. Yes, we need a little Christmas Right this very minute. It hasn't snowed a single flurry, But Santa, dear, we're in a hurry; Quote
Gugny Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Goodbye Norma Jean Though I never knew you at all You had the grace to hold yourself While those around you crawled They crawled out of the woodwork And they whispered into your brain They set you on the treadmill And they made you change your name 1 Quote
SinceThe70s Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Got out really early from the factoryDrivin' like a nut in the rainDon't think I was actin' so hystericallyBut I didn't see a thing until it cameMet the dumb suburbos in the takeawayBeating up the Chinee at the counterI put a few inside me at the end of the dayI took out my revenge on the revolution counter Quote
Gugny Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 On 4/12/2019 at 11:06 PM, /dev/null said: Respond to the previous poster with the line from a song. Your response doesn't have to rhyme but it does have to be somewhat related. So to get it started... My Maserati does 185 TIME OUT! This is an awesome ***** thread. GAME ON! 1 Quote
row_33 Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 I'm so tired, I'm feeling so upset Although I'm so tired I'll have another cigarette And curse Sir Walter Raleigh He was such a stupid git 1 Quote
row_33 Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 ----------------------------------- Lord, I was born a ramblin' manTryin' to make a livin' and doin' the best I canAnd when it's time for leavin'I hope you'll understandThat I was born a ramblin' man Quote
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Yeah,I'm gonna tell my tale come on, Come on,Give a listen, Cause I was born lonely down by the riversideLearned to spin fortune wheels, and throw diceAnd I was just thirteen when I had to leave homeKnew I couldn't stick around, had to roam Ain't good lookin', but you know I ain't shyAin't afraid to look a girl, in the eye So if you need some lovin, and you need it right awayTake a little time out, and maybe I'll stay Then I got to ramble (ramblin' man)Lord I got to gamble (gamblin' man) Oh I got to ramble (ramblin' man)And I was born a ramblin' gamblin' man. Quote
WhoTom Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Ramble onAnd now's the time, the time is nowTo sing my songI'm goin' 'round the world, I got to find my girlOn my wayI've been this way ten years to the dayRamble onGotta find the queen of all my dreams Quote
row_33 Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Red and white, blue suede shoes, I'm Uncle Sam, how do you do?Gimme five, I'm still alive, ain't no luck, I learned to duck.Check my pulse, it don't change. Stay seventy-two come shine or rain. 1 Quote
Gugny Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Well, come on all of you, big strong men Uncle Sam needs your help again He's got himself in a terrible jam Way down yonder in Vietnam So put down your books and pick up a gun We're gonna have a whole lotta fun And it's one, two, three What are we fighting for? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn Next stop is Vietnam; And it's five, six, seven Open up the pearly gates Well there ain't no time to wonder why Whoopee! we're all gonna die Quote
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 So it's ki yi yippie yi yiYou long hairs are sure gonna dieOur American home was clean till you cameAnd kids still respected the president's name And the eagle still flew in the skyHearts filled with national prideThen you came along with your drug crazy songsGod damit you're all gonna die Quote
Gugny Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Well there's a rose in the fisted gloveand eagle flies with the doveand if you can't be with the one you love, honey,love the one you're with Quote
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 7, 2019 Posted May 7, 2019 Did you ever see a robin weep, When leaves begin to die? That mean he's lost the will to live, I'm so lonesome I could cry. Quote
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