WhoTom Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' for a trainAnd feelin' near as faded as my jeansBobby thumbed a diesel down, just before it rainedIt rode us all the way to New Orleans I pulled my harpoon out of my dirty red bandannaI was playin' soft while Bobby sang the blues, yeahWindshield wipers slappin' time, I was holdin' Bobby's hand in mineWe sang every song that driver knew Quote
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 I done ran into my baby And finally found my old blue jean I done ran into my baby And finally found my old blue jean Well, I could tell that they was mine From the oil and the gasoline If I ever get back my blue jean Lord, how happy could one man be If I ever get back my blue jean Lord, how happy could one man be 'Cause if I get back those blue jeans You know, my baby be bringin' 'em home to me Quote
BillsFanNC Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 I been on the road so long it seemsThat all I can taste is gasolineBeen on the road long mile after mileIt all looks the same to me after a whileSo crow now rooster its the break of dayTwenty-four hours and I can’t stay awayFried chicken and gasolineI miss a woman but she don’t miss meFried chicken and gasoline Quote
Gray Beard Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 On the road again I just can't wait to get on the road again The life I love is makin' music with my friends And I can't wait to get on the road again On the road again Goin' places that I've never been Seein' things that I may never see again And I can't wait to get on the road again 1 Quote
WhoTom Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 On a long and lonesome highwayEast of OmahaYou can listen to the enginemoanin' out his one note songYou can think about the womanor the girl you knew the night before But your thoughts will soon be wanderingthe way they always doWhen you're ridin' sixteen hoursand there's nothin' much to doAnd you don't feel much like ridin',you just wish the trip was through 1 Quote
Gray Beard Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 The road has got me hypnotized And I'm speedin' into a new sunrise When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough She sends her comfort comin' in from above We don't need no letter at all We've got a thing that's called radar love We've got a light in the sky, radar love Quote
PastaJoe Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 Oh oh, come take my handWe're riding out tonight to case the promised landOh oh oh oh, Thunder RoadOh, Thunder Road, oh, Thunder RoadLying out there like a killer in the sunHey, I know it's late, we can make it if we runOh oh oh oh, Thunder RoadSit tight, take hold, Thunder Road Quote
BillsFanNC Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 She said, "It's none of my business but it breaks my heart"Dropped a dozen cheap roses in my shopping cartMade it out to the truck without breaking downEverybody knows you in a speed trap town Well it's a Thursday night but there's a high school gameSneak a bottle up the bleachers and forget my nameThese 5A bastards run a shallow crossIt's a boy's last dream and a man's first loss And it never did occur to me to leave 'til tonightAnd there's no one left to ask if I'm alrightI'll sleep until I'm straight enough to drive, then decideIf there's anything that can't be left behind Quote
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 So hard to find my way Now that I'm all on my own I saw you just the other day My, how you have grown Cast my memory back there, Lord Sometimes I'm overcome thinking 'bout Making love in the green grass Behind the stadium with you My brown-eyed girl You, my brown-eyed girl Do you remember when we used to sing Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da Quote
BillsFanNC Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drainI'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime99 percent think we're 3 percent 100 percent of the time. Quote
row_33 Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 In Sensurround sound in a two inch wallWell I was waiting for the communist callI didn't ask for sunshineAnd I got world war threeI'm looking over the wallAnd they're looking at me Quote
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 He's a friend of them long haired, hippie type, pino f**s, I bet you he's even got a commie flag, tacked up on the wall in side of his garage. Quote
row_33 Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him whyHe said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do"So I took off my hat, I said "Imagine that. Huh! Me workin' for you!" Quote
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 Preacher man talking on T.V. Puttin' down the rock and roll Wants me to send a donation 'Cause he's worried about my soul He said Jesus walked on the water And I know that it's true But sometimes I think that preacherman Would like to do a little walking too But I ain't asking nobody for nothin' If I cant get it on my own If you don't like the way I'm livin' You just leave this long-haired country boy alone (Yes. I posted two Charlie Daniels Band in a row, but they both worked.) Quote
KD in CA Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 Levon's sells cartoon balloons in town His family business thrives Jesus blows up balloons all day Sits on the porch swing watching them fly And Jesus, he wants to go to Venus Leave Levon far behind Take a balloon and go sailing, While Levon, Levon slowly dies 1 Quote
BillsFanNC Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 I'm buildin' me a rocket shipTo go where womnerns don't give no lipImma blastin' offBaby I'm Venus boundI've lost my patience with the womerns hereI'm bustin' out of this atmosphereImma haulin' assBaby I'm Venus boundI stole a jet plane motor from the surplus yardI'm gonna strap the thing on to my Cadillac carI got some nuclear fuel from the power plantOn the day they was closed for a meltdownI got an oxygen tank and a fire proof suitA motorsickle helmet and some freeze dried fruitI'm buildin' me a big 'ol launch pad tooTomorrow I'm commencing count-downI'm blasting off to that Venus placeI'll be the only country western troubadour in space Quote
WhoTom Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kidsIn fact it's cold as hellAnd there's no one there to raise them if you didAnd all this science I don't understandIt's just my job five days a weekA rocket man, a rocket man And I think it's gonna be a long long time'Till touch down brings me round again to findI'm not the man they think I am at homeOh no no no I'm a rocket manRocket man burning out his fuse up here alone Quote
Figster Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 Falling too fast to prepare for thisTripping in the world could be dangerousEverybody circling, it's vulturousNegative, nepotist Quote
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 She's a good girl, loves her mama Loves Jesus and America too She's a good girl, she's crazy 'bout Elvis Loves horses and her boyfriend too And it's a long day livin' in Reseda There's a freeway runnin' through the yard And I'm a bad boy, 'cause I don't even miss her I'm a bad boy for breakin' her heart And I'm free Free fallin' Yeah I'm free Free fallin' Quote
Gray Beard Posted May 3, 2019 Posted May 3, 2019 He's got an interstate running' through his front yardYou know, he thinks, he's got it so goodAnd there's a woman in the kitchen cleaning' up evening slopAnd he looks at her and says:"Hey darling, I can remember when you could stop a clock" Oh but ain't that America, for you and meAin't that America, we're something to see babyAin't that America, home of the free, yeahLittle pink houses for you and me, oh for you and me Quote
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