Bill from NYC Posted July 28, 2020 Posted July 28, 2020 A policeman put on his uniform He'd like to have a gun just to keep him warm Because violence here is a social norm You've got to humanize yourself Quote
WhoTom Posted July 28, 2020 Posted July 28, 2020 Rocky Raccoon checked into his room Only to find Gideon's Bible Rocky had come, equipped with a gun To shoot off the legs of his rival   Quote
SinceThe70s Posted July 28, 2020 Posted July 28, 2020 He hears the silence howlingCatches angels as they fall And the all-time winnerHas got him by the balls  He picks up Gideons BibleOpen at page one I think God He stole the handle andThe train won't stop goingNo way to slow down Quote
PastaJoe Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Well, on a train, I met a dame She rather handsome, we kind looked the same She was pretty, from New York City I'm walking down that old fair lane I'm in heat, I'm in love But I just couldn't tell her so  I said, train kept a-rolling all night long Train kept a-rolling all night long Train kept a-rolling all night long Train kept a-rolling all night long With a heave, and a ho Quote
WhoTom Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 Well bless my soul What's wrong with me? I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree My friends say I'm actin' wild as a bug I'm in love (Huh!) I'm all shook up  Quote
Bill from NYC Posted July 29, 2020 Posted July 29, 2020 I could light the night up with my soul on fire I could make the sun shine from pure desire Let me feel that love come over me Let me feel how strong it could be Oh oh oh  Bring me a higher love Bring me a higher love (oh oh) Bring me a higher love Where's that higher love I keep thinking of? Quote
PastaJoe Posted July 30, 2020 Posted July 30, 2020 We're gonna get hi hi hi With the music on Won't say bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye 'Til the night is gone I'm gonna do it to you, gonna do it Sweet banana, you'll never give up We're gettin' hi hi hi in the midday sun  Quote
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 I was gonna clean my room until I got highI was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got highMy room is still messed up and I know why (why, man?)Yeah, hey'Cause I got highBecause I got highBecause I got high La da da da da da da 2 Quote
WhoTom Posted July 31, 2020 Posted July 31, 2020 Everyday baby, when the sun go down I get with my friends, an' I begin to clown I don't care, what the people are thinkin' I ain't drunk, I'm just drinkin' (But you're so high) I just take a little bit, now an' then (But you're so high) Now you oughta be 'shamed of yourself (But you're so high Stay drunk all the time) Â Quote
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 What would you think if I sang out of tune?Would you stand up and walk out on me?Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a songAnd I'll try not to sing out of key Oh, I get by with a little help from my friendsMm, I get high with a little help from my friendsMm, gonna try with a little help from my friends Quote
PastaJoe Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 Oh you can depend on me Over and over... over and over Know that I intend to be The one who who always makes you laugh until you cry And you can call on me until the day you die  Years may come and go Here's one thing I know All my life You're a friend of mine Quote
SinceThe70s Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 All my life I've been searching for somethingSomething never comes never leads to nothingNothing satisfies but I'm getting closeCloser to the prize at the end of the rope Quote
WhoTom Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 I've looked under chairs I've looked under tables I try to find the key To fifty million fables  They call me the Seeker I've been searching low and high I won't get to get what I'm after 'Til the day I die  Quote
Bill from NYC Posted August 1, 2020 Posted August 1, 2020 (Gonna find her) (Gonna find her) (Gonna find her) (Gonna find her) Yeah, I've been searchin' A-a searchin' Oh, yeah, searchin' every which a-way Yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, searchin' I'm searchin' Searchin' every which a-way Yeah, yeah But I'm like the Northwest Mounties You know I'll bring her in someday Quote
SinceThe70s Posted August 2, 2020 Posted August 2, 2020 Canadian mounted baby, a police force that worksRed and black, that's their color schemeGet their man, in the end Quote
PastaJoe Posted August 2, 2020 Posted August 2, 2020 When I was a kid I wanted to grow up and be cop in a province town or county I thought it would be great if someday I could only ever be a mountie I wanted to beat up crooks and make arrests because that's part of the profession But now I sit on my horse and tell American tourists the Parliament's in session I really don't look good in red and my stupid hat flies off my head in every parade I'm young and strong and have no fear but now I'm spending my career in motorcades Quote
Bill from NYC Posted August 2, 2020 Posted August 2, 2020 When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily Oh joyfully, playfully watching me But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible Logical, oh responsible, practical And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable Oh clinical, oh intellectual, cynical Quote
WhoTom Posted August 2, 2020 Posted August 2, 2020 When I was a boy, I had the mind of a boy, But now I'm a man, ain't got no mind at all. When I was in my teens, I had my share of dreams, But now I'm a man, ain't got no dreams at all. Â Quote
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 2, 2020 Posted August 2, 2020 Children are innocentTeenagagers are ***** up in the headAdults are even more ***** upAnd elderlies are like children Will there be another raceTo come along and take over for us?Maybe martians could doBetter than we've doneWe'll make great pets! Quote
Bill from NYC Posted August 3, 2020 Posted August 3, 2020 Now the race is on And here comes pride in the backstretch Heartaches goin' to the inside My tears are holdin' back, they're tryin' not to fall My hearts out of the runnin' True love's scratched for another's sake The race is on and it looks like heartaches And the winner loses all 1 Quote
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