The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 The long and winding road That leads to your door Will never disappear I've seen that road before It always leads me here Lead me to you door Quote
Bill from NYC Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 3 hours ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said: The long and winding road That leads to your door Will never disappear I've seen that road before It always leads me here Lead me to you door Gideon came in with his eyes on the floor, Says "y'ain't got a hinge, you can't close the door. Moses stood up a full six feet ten, Says "you can't close the door when the wall's caved in." Quote
WhoTom Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 Rocky Raccoon checked into his room Only to find Gideon's Bible Rocky had come, equipped with a gun To shoot off the legs of his rival  Quote
Gray Beard Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 When I hold you in my arms (ooh, oh, yeah) And I feel my finger on your trigger (ooh, oh, yeah) I know nobody can do me no harm (ooh, oh, yeah) Because Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (bang, bang, shoot, shoot) Quote
PastaJoe Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 I was five and he was six We rode on horses made of sticks He wore black and I wore white He would always win the fight  Bang bang, he shot me down Bang bang, I hit the ground Bang bang, that awful sound Bang bang, my baby shot me down Quote
SinceThe70s Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 Bang Bang, what's that sound I gave you my love and you shot me down Quote
Gray Beard Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town. And I gave her the gun and I shot her! Quote
row_33 Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town. And I gave her the gun and I shot her! Â Someday you're gonna be a big town boyI just know it's trueI'll be proud of youYou'll be a big man Quote
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 I know you wanna leave me,But I refuse to let you go,If I have to beg, plead for your sympathy,I don't mind 'cause you mean that much to me. Â Ain't too proud to beg and you know it,Please don't leave me girl,Don't you go,Ain't too proud to plead, baby, baby,Please don't leave me, girl,Don't you go. Quote
Gray Beard Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 Now if you love me please don't tease If I can hold then let me squeeze My heart goes round and round My love comes a tumblin' down You leave me ah Breathless Ah! Quote
WhoTom Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 (edited) She goes, "Squeeze me, come on and squeeze me Come on and tease me like you do I'm so in love with you." Mama's got a squeeze box Daddy never sleeps at night Edited October 24, 2019 by WhoTom Quote
row_33 Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: Now if you love me please don't tease If I can hold then let me squeeze My heart goes round and round My love comes a tumblin' down You leave me ah Breathless Ah! Â Please, please, please, please(Please, please don't go)Please, please, please(Please, please don't go) Honey, please don't(Go)Yeah, oh yeah, love, I love you so(Please, please don't go) Â Â [have the cape ready to go] Â 1 Quote
Gray Beard Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 Please, mister, please, don't play B-17 It was our song, it was his song but it's over Please, mister, please, if you know what I mean I don't ever wanna hear that song again Quote
Bill from NYC Posted October 24, 2019 Posted October 24, 2019 All through this long and sleepless night I hear my neighbors talking (She don't love him) Saying that out of my life Into another's arms you'll soon be walking Somebody shake me, wake me when it's over Somebody tell me that I'm dreamin' And wake me when its over Quote
PastaJoe Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 When I met you in the restaurantYou could tell I was no debutanteYou asked me what's my pleasureA movie or a measure?I'll have a cup of tea and tell you of myDreaming, dreaming is freeDreaming, dreaming is free Quote
Gray Beard Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 I met him at the candy store He turned around and smiled at me You get the picture "Yes, we see" That's when I fell for the leader of the pack Quote
WhoTom Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 When you need a friend through thick and thin Don't look to those above you When you're down and out, ain't no doubt Nobody wants you But you're rock candy baby Hard, sweet and sticky, yes Rock candy baby Hard, sweet and sticky Quote
PastaJoe Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 Candy O I need youSunday dress, ruby ringsCandy O, I need you soCould you help me inPurple hum, assorted cardsRazor lights you bringAnd all to prove you're on the moveAnd vanishingCandy O, I need you so Quote
SinceThe70s Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 Devil with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress, Devil with the blue dress on Quote
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted October 25, 2019 Posted October 25, 2019 The devil bowed his headBecause he knew that he'd been beatAnd he laid that golden fiddleOn the ground at Johnny's feet Johnny said, "Devil, just come on backIf you ever want to try againI done told you once you son of a bit¢hI'm the best that's ever been" Quote
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