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She was a fast machine
She kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman I had ever seen
She had the sightless eyes
Telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those American thighs

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Don't you feel my leg, don't you feel my leg
'Cause if you feel my leg, you'll wanna feel my thigh
And if you feel my thigh, you'll want to move up high
So, don't you feel my leg


 

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Drop dead legs, pretty smile,
Hurts my head, gets me wild
Dig that steam, giant butt,
Makes me scream, I get nuh-nuh-nothing but the shakes over you
And nothing else could ever do

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Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My girl's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How could I leave this behind?

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His name was Rico.  He wore a diamond.  He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancing there.  When she was finished, he called her over.  When Rico went a bit to far; Tony sailed across the bar.

 

And then the punches flew.

 

And chairs were smashed in two.

 

There was blood and a single gunshot...but just who...shot...who?

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I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that binds
Because you're mine
I walk the line

 

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Oh, will ya excuse me
I'm just trying to find the bridge
Has anybody seen the bridge?
Please
Have you seen the bridge?
I ain't seen the bridge!
Where's that confounded bridge?

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Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it's gone right to my head
Everywhere I roam
Over land or sea or foam
You can always hear me singing this song
Said show me the way to go home.

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You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come home low
 
Just when things went right
It doesn't mean they were always wrong
Just take this song and you'll never feel
Left all alone
 
Take me to your heart
Feel me in your bones
Just one more night
And I'm comin' off this
 
Long and winding road
I'm on my way
I'm on my way
Home sweet home

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