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50 minutes ago, teef said:

it was the over all attitude for me too.  i've dealt with enough crazy to know to stay away.  can you imagine getting into an argument with that woman?  i'd be a murderer.  

 

Christ you plebes just answer yes or no it's not a match.com profile 

 

Correct answer is 'yes'

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Posted
7 minutes ago, GoBills808 said:

 

Christ you plebes just answer yes or no it's not a match.com profile 

 

Correct answer is 'yes'

 

Are we looking at the same person?  That loon is double coyote-ugly!

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Posted
5 minutes ago, The Senator said:

 

Are we looking at the same person?  That loon is double coyote-ugly!

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Dude her mother makes more money than that other passenger's mother. She's wealthy AND she can dance. 

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Koko78 said:

I would. Might double-wrap first, but I would.

 

Double Coyote-Ugly:

 

You meet a girl in a bar, you both get drunk, she takes you home.  The next morning, she’s asleep on your arm.  You realize how ugly she is so, rather than wake her, like a trapped coyote, you chew your arm off and sneak out.

 

Later that day, same girl walks into same bar looking for a one-armed guy.  What do you do?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chew off your other arm.

 

 

 

That girl is Double Coyote-Ugly.

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Posted
1 hour ago, GoBills808 said:

 

Christ you plebes just answer yes or no it's not a match.com profile 

 

Correct answer is 'yes'

Sir...I am a gentleman!  If I’m going to do something to someone’s face and or butt, I need to have a standard. 

Posted
9 minutes ago, teef said:

Sir...I am a gentleman!  If I’m going to do something to someone’s face and or butt, I need to have a standard. 

 

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Posted
15 hours ago, GoBills808 said:

Dude her mother makes more money than that other passenger's mother. She's wealthy AND she can dance. 

 

Ya know .... that was some pretty impressive twerking ....

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Posted
16 hours ago, GoBills808 said:

Dude her mother makes more money than that other passenger's mother. She's wealthy AND she can dance. 

Well then, let me see some pictures of her mother. Probably more in my wheelhouse anyways.

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16 hours ago, teef said:

Sir...I am a gentleman!  If I’m going to do something to someone’s face and or butt, I need to have a standard. 

 

You live in people's mouths every day......fill us in on these standards.

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I haven’t decided..is she from Orlando? Or Newark? Living in Orlando, you see these types all day, e’ryday. 

 

And, no. Way. In. Hell.

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Poor Spirit Airlines.

 

It seems all the crazy passengers gravitate to Spirit. Though coming in for a close second is Frontier Airlines.

 

I'll pay extra to avoid the drama.

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20 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said:

Airplane Slap GIF - Airplane Slap Shake GIFs

 

 

You live in people's mouths every day......fill us in on these standards.

that's different because they pay me.  does that make me a *****?

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Wrap, tap, and bail.  Leave a burner number if she's really insistent.  Then pray you don't see her at the bar again.

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Posted
1 hour ago, teef said:

that's different because they pay me.  does that make me a *****?

 

Definitely not. They pay you enough to build a new building with your own crapper, so that's a good sign you're on the up and up!

Posted
20 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I would pound the fur off of that thing.  Love the craziness.  Crazy girls are usually good in bed.

Yeah, crazy is good so long as you don't have to live with them. She looks like she'd be able to suck a golf ball through a length of hose pipe

Posted
1 hour ago, That's No Moon said:

Uhm.... she's not hot enough to be that much of an ass.

 

One of my favorite lines I ever heard: "You're not nearly hot enough to have this ***** of a personality."

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