MILFHUNTER#518 Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day! A favorite past time of mine is to power wash the back of the customer toilet bowl with my ass, then go back to my office and leave the door open so I can hear the aftermath. My finest piece of work is the time I was taking such a nasty crap that the stench crept under the bathroom door into the showroom (I work in a car dealership) and I got to hear the reaction live from ground zero.
Gugny Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, MILFHUNTER#518 said: A favorite past time of mine is to power wash the back of the customer toilet bowl with my ass, then go back to my office and leave the door open so I can hear the aftermath. My finest piece of work is the time I was taking such a nasty crap that the stench crept under the bathroom door into the showroom (I work in a car dealership) and I got to hear the reaction live from ground zero. You'd get along well with @Limeaid, @Cripple Creek and @Jauronimo.
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 45 minutes ago, Irv said: Ridgeway. I took graphics arts in college. This is one of my finer pieces. Call me. Substitute the frying pans that go ‘clang’ when I hover over them, and you have a deal. ?
BuffaloBill Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 6 hours ago, mead107 said: I’m retired severely constipated - so I do neither. Fixed^^^^ 1
row_33 Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, PastaJoe said: I’m at the age where I don’t have a choice of where to go, I just hope there is a place nearby to go. between 8 and 50 you don't have to think about it and have to try to pee anyway before a putatively short car or subway ride coming up... or have Mom or your wife remind you Edited April 9, 2019 by row_33
Irv Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Substitute the frying pans that go ‘clang’ when I hover over them, and you have a deal. ? I said graphic arts. Not sound engineering. I'm only human. Edited April 9, 2019 by Irv 1
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 7 hours ago, mead107 said: I’m retired - so I do neither. Yeah, but back in the day??
Cripple Creek Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 7 hours ago, mead107 said: I’m retired - so I do neither. Oh, so like work then?
BUFFALOKIE Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 A highly paid contract engineer once told me "Never sweat on their time. Never poop on your own time."
Cripple Creek Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Gugny said: You'd get along well with @Limeaid, @Cripple Creek and @Jauronimo. I don’t gugny where I work. 1
Augie Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 4 hours ago, PastaJoe said: I’m at the age where I don’t have a choice of where to go, I just hope there is a place nearby to go. Technically, “in your pants” is a place. Just sayin’......... But probably not your first choice.
/dev/null Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Augie said: Technically, “in your pants” is a place. Just sayin’......... But probably not your first choice. https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/oops-i-crapped-my-pants/n11128 2
mead107 Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 So who got one off in the bathroom at work ? My money is on Gugny ?
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 4 hours ago, mead107 said: So who got one off in the bathroom at work ? My money is on Gugny ? What do you mean? ?
Reed83HOF Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 5 hours ago, mead107 said: So who got one off in the bathroom at work ? My money is on Gugny ?
Boca BIlls Posted April 10, 2019 Posted April 10, 2019 20 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said: The answer is both. Now for a little lesson. What you need to do is get yourself a pair of poop shoes. What these are, is a pair of shoes you put on to go to the bathroom that nobody else knows about. This allows you to 1. Be as nasty and stinky in the bathroom without being judged and 2. Hang out in there without being hounded. This is absolutely genius!
boater Posted April 11, 2019 Posted April 11, 2019 On 4/9/2019 at 2:04 PM, /dev/null said: I have no compunction farting any where or in the company of anyone, nor do I deny my contribution when called out However I do not like to poop in shared or unfamiliar toilets. I prefer the homefield advantage or at least in friendly surroundings That said, when the need does arise at work, I keep a roll of Charmin in a desk drawer. That GSA stuff is flimsy, weak, and feeels like sandpaper That's the whole GSA plan.. it's sanding your rectum to cleanliness. Charmin is like wiping with an inside-out sweatshirt... it just smears the fecal matter, there's no removal.
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