Paulus Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, KD in CA said: Why would I care if I’m ‘identified’? Why would I want to ‘hang out’ in a men’s room? I assume the dudes who endlessly linger in the bathroom have nothing useful to do and should be fired. Strange thread. It was a joke, wet towel. 1
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) All the time. Cuts down on the TP bill. 1 hour ago, row_33 said: I have a good mental rolodex of the cleanest and safest washrooms in the Toronto financial district, just in case I have to go quick. If you are ever travelling I-94 through the heart of the South Side of Chicago, I could add a stop to your list... Best kept super secret rest stop, with ultra clean washrooms. An oasis in the middle of a wasteland. Even picnic tables for all your wayside needs! Edited April 9, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois 2
Seasons1992 Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Cuts down on the TP bill. Why is not surprising that you chose THIS angle on the thread...... 1
Paulus Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 57 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: All the time. Cuts down on the TP bill. If you are ever travelling I-94 through the heart of the South Side of Chicago, I could add a stop to your list... Best kept super secret rest stop, with ultra clean washrooms. An oasis in the middle of a wasteland. Even picnic tables for all your wayside needs! Petco and Petsmarts are usually oddly safe. I guess people there are so used to cleaning up after their pets, they just clean up for themselves automatically. But, Chicago? Is this secret potty area safe? 1
boater Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, row_33 said: I have a good mental rolodex of the cleanest and safest washrooms in the Toronto financial district, just in case I have to go quick. You could publish that and make money I once knew the cleanest and least visited restrooms of a certain large military base. When I got transferred, my staff was quite impressed when I passed my secret on.
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 28 minutes ago, Paulus said: Petco and Petsmarts are usually oddly safe. I guess people there are so used to cleaning up after their pets, they just clean up for themselves automatically. But, Chicago? Is this secret potty area safe? Yep!
/dev/null Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 I have no compunction farting any where or in the company of anyone, nor do I deny my contribution when called out However I do not like to poop in shared or unfamiliar toilets. I prefer the homefield advantage or at least in friendly surroundings That said, when the need does arise at work, I keep a roll of Charmin in a desk drawer. That GSA stuff is flimsy, weak, and feeels like sandpaper
Johnny Hammersticks Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 I take my first poop of the day religiously at around 9:30am. I schedule all of my appointments around that time.
Gugny Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 The only time I flatulate at work is in the bathroom and only if I'm alone. I try to not poop at work, primarily because I don't want to be called out for blowing it up. If I must, I will; but it's rare. Our work men's room has two stalls and one urinal. If there's anyone else in the bathroom when I enter, I will not go poop. I never poop whilst in a restaurant, or anywhere in public, for the most part. The only exception is a train station, airport or rest area. And if that happens, it's because it simply can't be avoided. I try to plan ahead as much as possible, i.e. - poop before I leave the house. 1
PastaJoe Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 I’m at the age where I don’t have a choice of where to go, I just hope there is a place nearby to go. 2 1
Patrick Duffy Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day! 1
Gugny Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day! A clean poop gets me almost as excited as a Mets or Bills win. 1
Reed83HOF Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 12 minutes ago, PastaJoe said: I’m at the age where I don’t have a choice of where to go, I just hope there is a place nearby to go. never trust a fart... 4 minutes ago, Gugny said: A clean poop gets me almost as excited as a Mets or Bills win. So you are backed up regularly then and frequently disappointed 1
Halloween Land Posted April 9, 2019 Author Posted April 9, 2019 38 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day! I love the clean ones!
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 5 hours ago, Zaso Art Designs said: Honestly how many of you fart or poop at work? And you want to be my graphic designer. ?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 50 minutes ago, Gugny said: A clean poop gets me almost as excited as a Mets or Bills win. Brown trout release 1
Irv Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: And you want to be my graphic designer. ? I actually agree with Gugny for once. You enter the bathroom to take a dump and if anyone is there - leave. Same goes for the moron who sits down when you are mid-dump. I leave. Ridgeway. I took graphics arts in college. This is one of my finer pieces. Call me. Edited April 9, 2019 by Irv
Halloween Land Posted April 9, 2019 Author Posted April 9, 2019 21 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: And you want to be my graphic designer. ? Yeah a graphic designer that farts and poops like any other person.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 9, 2019 Posted April 9, 2019 1 hour ago, /dev/null said: I have no compunction farting any where or in the company of anyone, nor do I deny my contribution when called out However I do not like to poop in shared or unfamiliar toilets. I prefer the homefield advantage or at least in friendly surroundings That said, when the need does arise at work, I keep a roll of Charmin in a desk drawer. That GSA stuff is flimsy, weak, and feeels like sandpaper trust me sand / toilet paper - its not just GSA thing
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