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2 hours ago, KD in CA said:

 

Why would I care if I’m ‘identified’?

 

Why would I want to ‘hang out’ in a men’s room?

 

I assume the dudes who endlessly linger in the bathroom have nothing useful to do and should be fired.

 

 

Strange thread.

It was a joke, wet towel.

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All the time.  Cuts down on the TP bill.

1 hour ago, row_33 said:

I have a good mental rolodex of the cleanest and safest washrooms in the Toronto financial district, just in case I have to go quick.

 

 

If you are ever travelling I-94 through the heart of the South Side of Chicago, I could add a stop to your list... Best kept super secret rest stop, with ultra clean washrooms.  An oasis in the middle of a wasteland. Even picnic tables for all your wayside needs!

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57 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

All the time.  Cuts down on the TP bill.

If you are ever travelling I-94 through the heart of the South Side of Chicago, I could add a stop to your list... Best kept super secret rest stop, with ultra clean washrooms.  An oasis in the middle of a wasteland. Even picnic tables for all your wayside needs!

Petco and Petsmarts are usually oddly safe. I guess people there are so used to cleaning up after their pets, they just clean up for themselves automatically.

 

But, Chicago? Is this secret potty area safe?

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2 hours ago, row_33 said:

I have a good mental rolodex of the cleanest and safest washrooms in the Toronto financial district, just in case I have to go quick.

 

You could publish that and make money :)

 

I once knew the cleanest and least visited restrooms of a certain large military base. When I got transferred, my staff was quite impressed when I passed my secret on.

Posted
28 minutes ago, Paulus said:

Petco and Petsmarts are usually oddly safe. I guess people there are so used to cleaning up after their pets, they just clean up for themselves automatically.

 

But, Chicago? Is this secret potty area safe?

Yep!  

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I have no compunction farting any where or in the company of anyone, nor do I deny my contribution when called out

 

However I do not like to poop in shared or unfamiliar toilets.  I prefer the homefield advantage or at least in friendly surroundings

 

That said, when the need does arise at work, I keep a roll of Charmin in a desk drawer.  That GSA stuff is flimsy, weak, and feeels like sandpaper

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The only time I flatulate at work is in the bathroom and only if I'm alone.

 

I try to not poop at work, primarily because I don't want to be called out for blowing it up.  If I must, I will; but it's rare.

 

Our work men's room has two stalls and one urinal.  If there's anyone else in the bathroom when I enter, I will not go poop.

 

I never poop whilst in a restaurant, or anywhere in public, for the most part.  The only exception is a train station, airport or rest area.  And if that happens, it's because it simply can't be avoided.

 

I try to plan ahead as much as possible, i.e. - poop before I leave the house.

 

 

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Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day!

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4 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said:

Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day!

 

A clean poop gets me almost as excited as a Mets or Bills win.

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12 minutes ago, PastaJoe said:

I’m at the age where I don’t have a choice of where to go, I just hope there is a place nearby to go.

 

never trust a fart...

 

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4 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

A clean poop gets me almost as excited as a Mets or Bills win.

So you are backed up regularly then and frequently disappointed 

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38 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said:

Yup I birthed a huge creamy behemoth and it was wonderful. No splash up or nothing, it hit the water like an Olympic diver and on top of that it turned out to be a no wiper. Rarely do you get one of those and when you do, you know it's going to be a great day!

I love the clean ones!

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18 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

And you want to be my graphic designer.  ?

 

I actually agree with Gugny for once.  You enter the bathroom to take a dump and if anyone is there - leave.  Same goes for the moron who sits down when you are mid-dump.  I leave. 

 

Ridgeway.  I took graphics arts in college.  This is one of my finer pieces.  Call me. 

 

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1 hour ago, /dev/null said:

I have no compunction farting any where or in the company of anyone, nor do I deny my contribution when called out

 

However I do not like to poop in shared or unfamiliar toilets.  I prefer the homefield advantage or at least in friendly surroundings

 

That said, when the need does arise at work, I keep a roll of Charmin in a desk drawer.  That GSA stuff is flimsy, weak, and feeels like sandpaper

 

trust me sand / toilet paper -  its not just GSA thing 

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