Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 I wish to be adopted by Angelina Jolie. It wouldn't be incest if we...well...you know...would it? 292276[/snapback] Of course not. The added bonus is that her past history shows she would actually consider it.
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 I once referred to a moderator as FAT and it almost got me banned. How come you can use it in a headline and not get in trouble? Is there a double-standard at TBD, even though it's a free site and if I don't like it I can leave? 292282[/snapback] No leader worth his salt treats everyone the same. There is no double standard at TBD, only the whining victims of their own defensiveness and bad judgement.
R. Rich Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Do you recommend that i get a living will, or should i just assign a religious fanatic to be my legal guardian? 292207[/snapback] If by "legal guardian" you mean "representative in Congress"...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Prison. Gertrude. Doesn't matter, you won't be needing them. 292258[/snapback] Thanks. *goes back to wandering about aimlessly*
erynthered Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Questions about your finances, the state of the world, whether your spouse deserves you? Fire away, it's Free Advice Thursday! 292201[/snapback] Is this you? http://www.advocatesforanimals.org.uk/camp...ges/seals03.jpg
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Is this you?http://www.advocatesforanimals.org.uk/camp...ges/seals03.jpg 292296[/snapback] With that terrible form? No way.
erynthered Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 With that terrible form? No way. 292297[/snapback] Is this your favorite game? http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/bop.html
gantrules Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Is this your favorite game?http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/bop.html 292304[/snapback] That's great.
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Dayquil or Tylenol Cold? 292302[/snapback] One can never go wrong with the "Q". However, I prefer the homeopathic remedies. Stay away from sudafed. Don't want the feds to think you're brewing crystal meth in your spare time.
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Is this your favorite game?http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/bop.html 292304[/snapback] No, but it has almost the same effect as a can of Red Bull.
Like A Mofo Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Become more familiar with the on/off button on you home electronics. 292283[/snapback] Brilliant!! I will take your advice, thanks AD!!
Arkady Renko Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Do you want to hear about ways to get great deals on drugs from Canada? We sell aff0rd@ble druugs like Vi@gara, V i c o d1n and c i@li$
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Do you want to hear about ways to get great deals on drugs from Canada? We sell aff0rd@ble druugs like Vi@gara, V i c o d1n and c i@li$ 292317[/snapback] Only if you also have access to tiny wireless cameras I can put anywhere.
HopsGuy Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 I'm making a list of the most important things in the world: 1) Money 2) Pu$$y Men use #1 to obtain #2. Women use #2 to obtain #1. What's #3?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 I'm making a list of the most important things in the world: 1) Money 2) Pu$$y Men use #1 to obtain #2. Women use #2 to obtain #1. What's #3? 292322[/snapback] Yay-O?
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Will I ever out grow being a sarcastic SOB? 292323[/snapback] The day after I do. I'll let you know.
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 I'm making a list of the most important things in the world: 1) Money 2) Pu$$y Men use #1 to obtain #2. Women use #2 to obtain #1. What's #3? 292322[/snapback] Popularity, obviously.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Popularity, obviously. 292337[/snapback] I still think it's Yay-O. Just ask Al Pacino.
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