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Questions about your finances, the state of the world, whether your spouse deserves you?  Fire away, it's Free Advice Thursday!

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What was #89 doing in the back of a State Troopers car with hand cuffs on? :doh:

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I'm a #3

 

Very popular :doh:  :lol:  found #2 still hoping for #1

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Stop trying to hyjack this important thread. Ya gotta ask for advice. What's your question for AD?

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Stop trying to hyjack this important thread.  Ya gotta ask for advice.  What's your question for AD?

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I guess that was the question.

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I heard the Pope had a feeding tube inserted.

 

Will people line up outside the Vatican and argue about whether or not to remove it?

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I heard the Pope had a feeding tube inserted.

 

Will people line up outside the Vatican and argue about whether or not to remove it?

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Nah, Catholics save their hypocrisy for day-to-day life.

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The owners of my company have decided to share the profits with everyone here. They pulled up in new cars today, I'm having pizza WITH wings tonight. Was that equitable???

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Is this an adequate chicken noise, or is there a way to make it better:

 

"ba-GOCK!!!!"

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I'll field this one, AD.

 

(ahem...)

 

spice it up with a little:

 

"BAWK! BAWK! ba-GOCK" and do the Mick Jagger thing with your arms. The chics love that.

 

Chics, get it? Chics?

 

<crickets>

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Do you currently have a pair of gloves in the glove compartment of your car, and if not, why is it called that? Shouldnt it be called the insurance and registration compartment?

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I call mine a holster.

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Went to a match shoot last night for the first time in about 5 years and scored a 205/300. My slow fire was nice but rapid fire was almost laughable.... Any advice to get a steadier hand w/ the High Standard or is your main expertise in shooting cats instead of targets?

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The owners of my company have decided to share the profits with everyone here.  They pulled up in new cars today, I'm having pizza WITH wings tonight.  Was that equitable???

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To the victor goes the spoils. How much risk is there in being an employee?

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Went to a match shoot last night for the first time in about 5 years and scored a 205/300. My slow fire was nice but rapid fire was almost laughable.... Any advice to get a steadier hand w/ the High Standard or is your main expertise in shooting cats instead of targets?

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I'll need more information. Are we talking pistol here or something else? When you say rapid fire, what position are you in? Standing? Prone? Moving?

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when is alaska going to sink in to the ocean ????[ the next big one ] :doh:

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Uh, NEVER. Do you have any idea how large the state really is? For example, the ANWR that all the hippies have their panties in a bunch over is the size of SOUTH CAROLINA.

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