Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Questions about your finances, the state of the world, whether your spouse deserves you? Fire away, it's Free Advice Thursday!
Movinon Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Questions about your finances, the state of the world, whether your spouse deserves you? Fire away, it's Free Advice Thursday! 292201[/snapback] I ate some bad chicken on Monday and have been suffering ill effects since. When can I expect to fully recover?
Corp000085 Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Do you recommend that i get a living will, or should i just assign a religious fanatic to be my legal guardian?
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 I ate some bad chicken on Monday and have been suffering ill effects since. When can I expect to fully recover? 292204[/snapback] Never. Fear the yard bird.
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Do you recommend that i get a living will, or should i just assign a religious fanatic to be my legal guardian? 292207[/snapback] If you'll sign over the television rights to your story to me, I'll say option B.
CoachChuckDickerson Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 I kinda have to take a leak right now but I really don't feel like getting up. Should I just hold it or will this hurt my kidneys?
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 I kinda have to take a leak right now but I really don't feel like getting up. Should I just hold it or will this hurt my kidneys? 292226[/snapback] When nature calls, you should answer.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Is there hope for the human race or are we fated to blow ourselves up one day?
Dan Gross Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Do you recommend that i get a living will, or should i just assign a religious fanatic to be my legal guardian? 292207[/snapback] Be a real man and assign the US Congress!
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Is there hope for the human race or are we fated to blow ourselves up one day? 292232[/snapback] Unless we find a common enemy like the Borg to rally against, we are destined to eat one another.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Where am I? What's my name? Where are my pants?
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Where am I? What's my name? Where are my pants? 292254[/snapback] Prison. Gertrude. Doesn't matter, you won't be needing them.
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Is this like Darin's magic 8 ball? 292253[/snapback] Nothing more than a meaner yet more pathetic version.
Just Jack Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Last night I made a huge mistake. Enourmous. Told myself I wouldn't do it. But I did anyways. Yes, that's right. I was at a Ford dealer and asked about a used 2002 Ranger XLT they had on the lot, 28,000 miles, $13,900. It's similar to my 1998 Ranger XLT with 144,000 miles, but has power windows/locks, and cruise. My trade in value (according to Kelly Blue Book online) is $2,700. But I still owe about $3,100 on it. So should I even bother thinking about trading in/buying? My truck is running fine, just needs an EGR sensor. I've been spending the last 3-4 years getting myself back in good financial shape, and should have my truck paid off by the end of September to mid October.
Like A Mofo Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 I hate the media. What can we do to elimnate them altogether?
Beerball Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 I wish to be adopted by Angelina Jolie. It wouldn't be incest if we...well...you know...would it?
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 Last night I made a huge mistake. Enourmous. Told myself I wouldn't do it. But I did anyways. Yes, that's right. I was at a Ford dealer and asked about a used 2002 Ranger XLT they had on the lot, 28,000 miles, $13,900. It's similar to my 1998 Ranger XLT with 144,000 miles, but has power windows/locks, and cruise. My trade in value (according to Kelly Blue Book online) is $2,700. But I still owe about $3,100 on it. So should I even bother thinking about trading in/buying? My truck is running fine, just needs an EGR sensor. I've been spending the last 3-4 years getting myself back in good financial shape, and should have my truck paid off by the end of September to mid October. 292267[/snapback] Keep your current vehicle. Drive it until it explodes. Car payments suck. Let's say you were faced with this decision back in 1976. You keep your truck and invest the $13,900 in Vanguards 500 Index Fund. Today you would have over $525,000.00 Little known fact: People who buy new cars and drive them for 10 years or buy used cars and drive them for at least 5 years will retire a minimum 5 years earlier than people who change vehicles at more frequent intervals.
IDBillzFan Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 I once referred to a moderator as FAT and it almost got me banned. How come you can use it in a headline and not get in trouble? Is there a double-standard at TBD, even though it's a free site and if I don't like it I can leave?
Alaska Darin Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 I hate the media. What can we do to elimnate them altogether? 292272[/snapback] Become more familiar with the on/off button on you home electronics.
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