A Quick Laugh to Get By

[WhoTom]

[muppy]

 

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A GIRL POTATO AND BOY POTATO HAD EYES FOR EACH OTHER, AND FINALLY THEY GOT MARRIED AND HAD A LITTLE SWEET POTATO WHICH THEY CALLED 'YAM,' OF COURSE, THEY WANTED THE BEST FOR YAM, AND WHEN IT WAS TIME THEY TOLD HER ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE.

THEY WARNED HER ABOUT GOING OUT AND GETTING HALF-BAKED, SO SHE WOULDN'T GET ACCIDENTALLY MASHED, AND GET A BAD NAME FOR HERSELF LIKE 'HOT POTATO,' AND END UP WITH A BUNCH OF TATER TOTS.

YAM SAID NOT TO WORRY, NO SPUD WOULD GET HER INTO THE SACK AND MAKE A ROTTEN POTATO OUT OF HER, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND SHE WOULDN'T STAY HOME AND BECOME A COUCH POTATO EITHER. SHE WOULD GET PLENTY OF EXERCISE SO AS NOT TO BE SKINNY LIKE HER SHOESTRING COUSINS.

WHEN SHE WENT OFF TO EUROPE, MR. AND MRS. POTATO TOLD YAM TO WATCH OUT FOR THE HARD-BOILED GUYS FROM IRELAND AND THE GREASY GUYS FROM FRANCE CALLED THE FRENCH FRIES. YAM SAID SHE WOULD STAY ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW AND WOULDN'T ASSOCIATE WITH THOSE HIGH CLASS YUKON GOLDS, OR THE ONES FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TRACKS WHO ADVERTISE THEIR TRADE ON ALL THE TRUCKS THAT SAY, 'FRITO LAY.'

MR. AND MRS. POTATO SENT YAM TO IDAHO P.U. (THAT'S POTATO UNIVERSITY) SO THAT WHEN SHE GRADUATED SHE'D REALLY BE IN THE CHIPS. BUT IN SPITE OF ALL THEY DID FOR HER, ONE-DAY YAM CAME HOME AND ANNOUNCED SHE WAS GOING TO MARRY TOM BROKAW.

TOM BROKAW!

MR. AND MRS. POTATO WERE VERY UPSET. THEY TOLD YAM SHE COULDN'T POSSIBLY MARRY TOM BROKAW BECAUSE HE'S JUST.....

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" A COMMONTATER "

 

[muppy]

[WhoTom]

[muppy]

 Ed Sheeran and his cat. Poor cat with the low budget fake toupe'  though hahahaa

 

Edited April 25, 2022 by muppy

[muppy]

different species of bird eggs from nature. This to me was a wow 

Edited April 25, 2022 by muppy

[muppy]

WHOA #sandart

 

 

 

 

 

 

...................................................................................................................................................................OMGoodness that is so hideous lmao

Edited April 26, 2022 by muppy

[muppy]

[Greg S]

[muppy]

a reflective Groot like character here in honor of our own Greg Rousseau

[gdabillsfan]

On 4/23/2022 at 2:53 PM, muppy said:

 

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A GIRL POTATO AND BOY POTATO HAD EYES FOR EACH OTHER, AND FINALLY THEY GOT MARRIED AND HAD A LITTLE SWEET POTATO WHICH THEY CALLED 'YAM,' OF COURSE, THEY WANTED THE BEST FOR YAM, AND WHEN IT WAS TIME THEY TOLD HER ABOUT THE FACTS OF LIFE.

THEY WARNED HER ABOUT GOING OUT AND GETTING HALF-BAKED, SO SHE WOULDN'T GET ACCIDENTALLY MASHED, AND GET A BAD NAME FOR HERSELF LIKE 'HOT POTATO,' AND END UP WITH A BUNCH OF TATER TOTS.

YAM SAID NOT TO WORRY, NO SPUD WOULD GET HER INTO THE SACK AND MAKE A ROTTEN POTATO OUT OF HER, BUT ON THE OTHER HAND SHE WOULDN'T STAY HOME AND BECOME A COUCH POTATO EITHER. SHE WOULD GET PLENTY OF EXERCISE SO AS NOT TO BE SKINNY LIKE HER SHOESTRING COUSINS.

WHEN SHE WENT OFF TO EUROPE, MR. AND MRS. POTATO TOLD YAM TO WATCH OUT FOR THE HARD-BOILED GUYS FROM IRELAND AND THE GREASY GUYS FROM FRANCE CALLED THE FRENCH FRIES. YAM SAID SHE WOULD STAY ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW AND WOULDN'T ASSOCIATE WITH THOSE HIGH CLASS YUKON GOLDS, OR THE ONES FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE TRACKS WHO ADVERTISE THEIR TRADE ON ALL THE TRUCKS THAT SAY, 'FRITO LAY.'

MR. AND MRS. POTATO SENT YAM TO IDAHO P.U. (THAT'S POTATO UNIVERSITY) SO THAT WHEN SHE GRADUATED SHE'D REALLY BE IN THE CHIPS. BUT IN SPITE OF ALL THEY DID FOR HER, ONE-DAY YAM CAME HOME AND ANNOUNCED SHE WAS GOING TO MARRY TOM BROKAW.

TOM BROKAW!

MR. AND MRS. POTATO WERE VERY UPSET. THEY TOLD YAM SHE COULDN'T POSSIBLY MARRY TOM BROKAW BECAUSE HE'S JUST.....

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

ARE YOU SURE?

OK!

HERE IT IS!

" A COMMONTATER "

 

That is a spud-tacular story. My wife originally said awe-(gratin), but I told her that that was kinda cheesy.

[gdabillsfan]

On 4/25/2022 at 7:23 PM, muppy said:

different species of bird eggs from nature. This to me was a wow 

Speaking of birds;

The other day was a spectacular spring day, and my garden berm was full of fat worms, happy to feel the heat from the sun. In the trees above there were two red breasted robins building a nest. When they looked down and saw all the worms wriggling in the soft soil of the berm below, they immediately flew down and began gorging themselves on the worms. After a while the robins, with their belly's full, decided to lay back on the berm and bask in the sunshine, but just about that time the neighbors cat showed up, and pounced on the robins. The robins were so full of worms they were unable to fly away, and the cat devoured them. After the cat had his meal of fat robin, he laid back on the berm satisfied and very full and exclaimed "don't you just love Baskin Robins."

[WhoTom]

[Augie]

27 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

 

…..AND, it was uphill…….BOTH WAYS! 

[muppy]

this is just cool. Look at his chest standing next to that woman. Dude is massive!  I love the byline 

 

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Walking down the Vegas Strip and this guy yells "Go Bills" to me. Miss you already Harry!!

 

Edited April 28, 2022 by muppy

[WhoTom]

41 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

…..AND, it was uphill…….BOTH WAYS! 

 

... in the snow!

 

[Augie]

34 minutes ago, muppy said:

this is just cool. Look at his chest standing next to that woman. Dude is massive!  I love the byline 

 

 

 

We’ve had some guys leave as free agents, then later return. I’d LOVE for him to be added to that list one day! 

[muppy]

*****CRINGE******** Oh My....

Edited April 28, 2022 by muppy

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[muppy]

this next one literally cracked me up.  lmaoooo