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On 11/10/2021 at 10:24 AM, Pete said:

 

"We got a ransom note - I sent it over to the lab - they want $1 Million"

 

"Why would the lab want $1Million?" - said with an absolute deadpan face - classic!

 

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15 hours ago, The Avenger said:

"We got a ransom note - I sent it over to the lab - they want $1 Million"

 

"Why would the lab want $1Million?" - said with an absolute deadpan face - classic!

 

“Who are you and how did you get in?  I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith”. 😆 

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Posted

A Miami Dolphins fan walks into a bar with a multi-coloured parrot on his shoulder. The bartender goes over and says "Wow. I have never seen seen one of those before, they are so rare. Where did you find it?".

 

The Parrot replied, "In Florida. There are dozens of them". 

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59 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

He always reminds me of Stephen A. and your typical ESPN “talk” show. 

Im still not sure wether I loved or hated sam kinison, so I'll claim both depending on my mood hahaa

 

humor being subjective as it is, it seems when I go through some humor myself and friends may think is hilarious someone else may think Im being a jerk or racist r misappropriating or BLEEP you know what I mean right? welcome to 2021 where humor is being cancelled by the strong voiced majority..?

 

Im going to find something brb

 

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