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On Friday, Pat McBryan agreed to meet all his coworkers for happy hour. Pat decided to stay at the bar and watch the Friday night college football game (while having 4 more boilermakers). Once the game ended after a double overtime. Pat decided that he was in no condition to drive, so he slept in his car.

 

The next morning, he went to Denny’s for a hearty greasy breakfast to help combat the pounding in his head (and wouldn’t you know this Denny’s serves beer). After breakfast and 2 pints, it was almost 11 and he knew Notre Dame was on in less than an hour, so he headed to the same bar to watch the game. Somehow, he managed to stay and watch all the games through the Fresno St at Hawaii and closed the bar again. Still, stinking drunk he decided to sleep in his car yet again.

 

Sunday morning, he leaves his car heading to the same Denny’s for breakfast and beer. Upon leaving Denny’s he notices St Peter’s Cathedral and goes inside. He then stumbles into a confessional.

 

Father Kelly is on the other side of the confessional and hears the door close. He asks how long has it been since last confession? But he gets silence. He coughs a bit to get Pat’s attention. Nothing. Father Kelly starts knocking on the wood, “Hello anyone there?”.

 

Pat awakens from the knocking and says, “don’t bother knockin buddy, there ain’t no f#$%ing toilet paper over here either”.

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1 hour ago, ChevyVanMiller said:

There’s a little Justin Trudeau in there, too.

 

One thing Short and Allen (and Trudeau) are missing is Osteen's halo-like hairstyle. I do not think that this is unintentional.

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11 hours ago, DrW said:

 

One thing Short and Allen (and Trudeau) are missing is Osteen's halo-like hairstyle. I do not think that this is unintentional.

Perhaps the 'Almighty God' can arrange a few lightning bolts to fluff up Osteen's coiffure. 🤨

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What's better than two roses on your piano?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two lips on your organ...

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