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The IT department told me I needed to change my password to one that is eight characters long, so I changed it to "SnowWhiteAndThe7Dwarves"

 

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Three nuns get into the front seat of their station wagon.

The first nun opens the glove compartment and says "look, Father's condoms".

The second nun says "yes, I know, i poked holes in them with a needle".

The third nun fainted.

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9 hours ago, Chandler#81 said:

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We recently traveled by train. The first time I took a leak, I told my wife, "All the benefits of being able to pee standing up disappear when you're on a moving train."

 

She responded, "Gee - I feel so bad for you."

 

 

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40 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

OH, I howled at this!  Thank you so much.

cheers.

 

i see you reacted to another post and in light of the current situation, it is quite apropos to maybe bring it back to the fore. so for an encore....

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