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Chandler#81 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Please! No Pics!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxum Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said: Please! No Pics!! Of course you need lights on. Participants need to show each other their COVID-19 cards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 the missing link? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxum Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Now we know what killed the dinosaurs - exotic particles in their diet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Limeaid said: Now we know what killed the dinosaurs - exotic particles in their diet. Gary Larson and I beg to differ. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Every once in awhile, I will work a Club Security job. I did a ghetto strip club Saturday night. One of the girls that was dancing on a dude, had a tooth fall out. The dude didn't notice because she wasn't facing him but I saw it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Every once in awhile, I will work a Club Security job. I did a ghetto strip club Saturday night. One of the girls that was dancing on a dude, had a tooth fall out. The dude didn't notice because she wasn't facing him but I saw it. That kind of reminds me of that joke by Jeff Foxworthy: “If you’ve ever been accused of lying through your tooth, you just might be a redneck.“ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Ask your Doctor if Growacet is right for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Approved approved or just authorized for emergency use? 1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said: Ask your Doctor if Growacet is right for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 How to deal with a band of squirrels in church. A band of squirrels showed up at a Presbyterian church grounds causing considerable damage. The church elders had a meeting and decided the Lord would allow all creatures be, so they did nothing. The squirrels moved on to the grounds of the Baptist church. The church elders met and decided to build a water slide so the squirrels would fall down the slide and into the water and drown. Unfortunately the squirrels could swim and twice as many showed up the next week. The squirrels moved to the Lutheran church grounds. The Lutherans humanely trapped the squirrels and returned them to the Baptist church. Two weeks later they were back when the Baptists took down the slide. The Episcopalians took a unique approach and put out dishes of whiskey hoping to kill the squirrels with alcohol poison. They found out how much damage a group of drunk squirrels could do. The Catholics took a very humane approach and made them church members, and now they only see them at Xmas and Easter. The Jewish synagogue decided to circumcise each squirrels. They never saw another one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxum Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Niagara Bill said: How to deal with a band of squirrels in church. A band of squirrels showed up at a Presbyterian church grounds causing considerable damage. The church elders had a meeting and decided the Lord would allow all creatures be, so they did nothing. The squirrels moved on to the grounds of the Baptist church. The church elders met and decided to build a water slide so the squirrels would fall down the slide and into the water and drown. Unfortunately the squirrels could swim and twice as many showed up the next week. The squirrels moved to the Lutheran church grounds. The Lutherans humanely trapped the squirrels and returned them to the Baptist church. Two weeks later they were back when the Baptists took down the slide. The Episcopalians took a unique approach and put out dishes of whiskey hoping to kill the squirrels with alcohol poison. They found out how much damage a group of drunk squirrels could do. The Catholics took a very humane approach and made them church members, and now they only see them at Xmas and Easter. The Jewish synagogue decided to circumcise each squirrels. They never saw another one. No Muslim? I was hoping to hear what is the difference between Sunni and Shiite temples point of view? And I want to hear how 7th Day Adventists dealing with them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Ads in a Liverpool paper For sale, small herd of cows, never bred, and one gay bull. Free puppies. Mother is German Sheperd, father us Super Dog, able to jump huge fences in a single bound. Wedding Dress for sale, worn once by mistake. Free, Yorkshire Terrier, hateful little bastard! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Saxum Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Greg S said: Some women are not satisfied with one time. You need a whole wallet of them to satisfy her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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