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12 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

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Some folks here must wear the pair on the Left

 

 

You forgot the period at the end of the sentence, and "left" shouldn't be capitalized.  😉

 

 

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Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?

They are worth it.

 

There is controversy in the Jewish view of when a fetus becomes viable. Many say it is not viable until it graduates medical school! Buda bing

 

Why don't Jewish mothers drink.?

It interferes with their suffering!

 

My wife went to the beauty salon. She was there 2 hours. That was for the estimate. 

She looked great for 2 days. Then the mud fell off.....

 

 I just got back from the pleasure trip. I took my mother in law to the airport. 

 

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3 hours ago, Niagara Bill said:

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?

They are worth it.

 

There is controversy in the Jewish view of when a fetus becomes viable. Many say it is not viable until it graduates medical school! Buda bing

 

Why don't Jewish mothers drink.?

It interferes with their suffering!

 

My wife went to the beauty salon. She was there 2 hours. That was for the estimate. 

She looked great for 2 days. Then the mud fell off.....

 

 I just got back from the pleasure trip. I took my mother in law to the airport. 

 

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Please tell me you WON’T be here all week!🤦‍♂️

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Three roses....

 

   

A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy.

Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed.

Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.

"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago."

"And what about the third rose?" she asked.

"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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