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Saxum Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 11 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Some folks here must wear the pair on the Left On 5/13/2021 at 1:03 PM, Hapless Bills Fan said: Perfect answer to that in earlier post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 12 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Some folks here must wear the pair on the Left You forgot the period at the end of the sentence, and "left" shouldn't be capitalized. 😉 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: You forgot the period at the end of the sentence, and "left" shouldn't be capitalized. 😉 Maybe he's a "Roman Emily Dickenson." No punctuation and indiscriminate use of capitals to denote importance. Hey... I tried. 😉😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Hey Siri, dial this number! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxum Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Quote from After M*A*S*H Pilot episode: Mrs. Sherman Potter (Mildred) to her husband: Do you remember when we moved into this house? I had no wrinkles and a bustline you could chin yourself on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GETTOTHE50 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: Hey Siri, dial this number! Cause all you need to use is the Chewbacca defense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Niagara Bill Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They are worth it. There is controversy in the Jewish view of when a fetus becomes viable. Many say it is not viable until it graduates medical school! Buda bing Why don't Jewish mothers drink.? It interferes with their suffering! My wife went to the beauty salon. She was there 2 hours. That was for the estimate. She looked great for 2 days. Then the mud fell off..... I just got back from the pleasure trip. I took my mother in law to the airport. 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Niagara Bill said: Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They are worth it. There is controversy in the Jewish view of when a fetus becomes viable. Many say it is not viable until it graduates medical school! Buda bing Why don't Jewish mothers drink.? It interferes with their suffering! My wife went to the beauty salon. She was there 2 hours. That was for the estimate. She looked great for 2 days. Then the mud fell off..... I just got back from the pleasure trip. I took my mother in law to the airport. 😅 Please tell me you WON’T be here all week!🤦♂️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Canadian grocery shopping is apparently a Good Time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 8 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Canadian grocery shopping is apparently a Good Time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 9 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Canadian grocery shopping is apparently a Good Time I've had some peaches that are to die for, but this seems cheap if they really are that good... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marv's Neighbor Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Three roses.... A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon. "I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"! The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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