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Gray Beard Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 The three stages of sex after the honeymoon... Tri-weekly Try weekly Try weakly 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 The Bible and the Koran both teach us to love one another. The Kama Sutra is a bit more specific. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted January 19, 2020 Author Share Posted January 19, 2020 (edited) in case anyone is interested. the Farside began updating January 1st. https://www.thefarside.com/ Edited January 19, 2020 by Foxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sherpa Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 A hydrogen atom walks into a police station and says: "Somebody stole my electron." Policeman says: "Are you sure?" Hydrogen atom says: "I'm positive." A neutron orders a beer at a bar. Finishing it, he asks the bartender: "How much?" Bartender says: "For you, no charge." A photon checks in at the ticket counter for his flight. "Agent says: "Any bags to check?" Photon says: "No, I'm travelling light." 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherpa Posted January 19, 2020 Share Posted January 19, 2020 A priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister are at a multi-faith conference in a rural wooded area. On Monday, after a meeting they are conversing about which faith is the best. Priest says Catholicism is, Pastor says Protestant faith is, Rabbi says Judaism is. They decide to compete by seeing who can be the most successful and converting to their faith throughout the week and meeint Friday night to decide. Friday comes and Priest spots Pastor and they start talking. Priest says: "I was quite successful. I met a bear in the woods and have him a Catholic Catechism, told him a bout Mary and the Pope and all that, and he had his first communion today." Pastor says: "I had great fortune too. I also met a bear in the woods and told him about salvation by grace through faith, and I baptized him this morning." Neither can find the Rabbi, but after about ten minutes he comes in being carried on a stretcher with bandages all over him and claw marks on his face. Pastor and Priest both say in unison: "What happened to you?" Rabbi says: " I ran into a bear in the woods. I knew I shouldn't have started with circumcision." 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 (edited) A man walks into a bar and asks Do these lights make me look orange? [ edit The Donald says that certain light bulbs make him look orange. ] thank you, thank you .. I'll be here all week Edited August 24, 2020 by SlimShady'sSpaceForce 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 A rabbi and a priest were talking. The priest asked the rabbi if he was disappointed that he couldn't eat bacon. The rabbi said, "In my younger days, I strayed from my religion and ate bacon once. It was good, and I sort of miss it." Then the rabbi asked the priest if he was disappointed about having to remain celibate. The priest said, "Well, before I entered the priesthood, I slept with my high-school sweetheart, so I know what sex is like." The rabbi grinned and said, "It's better than bacon, isn't it?" 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBud Posted January 20, 2020 Share Posted January 20, 2020 Why is euchre like sex? You either have to have a good partner or a good hand. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nanker Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 A man comes home and tells his wife, “What would you say if I won the lottery?” ”I’d take half the money and leave you!” She said. “Well, here’s six bucks. See you later.” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr Info Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 One for Valentines Day. A woman calls her husband and states “Three woman in the office just received flowers for Valentines Day and they are gorgeous” Husband “That’s probably why they got ‘em” I’m here the rest of the week. Heard that this morning on Dublin radio heading to the airport. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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