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I thought it was the dryer that made my clothes shrink, turns out it was the refrigerator 

 

Never go grocery shopping hungry. I did, now I am the proud owner of aisle 6.

 

I am old enough to be a multi tasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time.

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An American doctor is invited to visit an Edinburgh hospital. She enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one.

 

The patient replies:

"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,

Great chieftain o the puddin race,

Aboon them a ye take yer place,

Painch, tripe or thairm,

As langs my airm."

 

The American is confused, but she moves on to the next patient. The patient says:

"Some hae meat an canna eat,

And some wad eat that want it,

But we hae meat an we can eat,

So let the Lord be thankit."

 

Even more confused, the doctor moves on to a third patient, who immediately begins to chant:

"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,

O the panic in thy breasty,

Thou needna start awa sae hastie,

Wi bickering brattle."

 

Now seriously troubled, the American doctor turns to her host and asks, "Is this a psychiatric ward?"

"No," replies the Scottish doctor, "this is the Serious Burns Unit."

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