Niagara Bill Posted January 18, 2021 Share Posted January 18, 2021 I thought it was the dryer that made my clothes shrink, turns out it was the refrigerator Never go grocery shopping hungry. I did, now I am the proud owner of aisle 6. I am old enough to be a multi tasker. I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 😳 um.. somebody needs to check the authenticity of these names!🤔 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 6 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: 😳 um.. somebody needs to check the authenticity of these names!🤔 Yeah....Lenna Jansen??? Obviously fake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Poojer Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 No way she's homeless. Hell YES I would 1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 I know plenty on cute junkies if that’s your thing. Definitely not mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 5 hours ago, Pete said: I know plenty on cute junkies if that’s your thing. Definitely not mine She's too clean to be homeless. Photo stunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted January 23, 2021 Share Posted January 23, 2021 This morning my wife asked me what my plans were for the day. I said "nothing" She said "you did that yesterday" I said " I wasn't finished!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Blokestradamus Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 I haven't laughed this hard at a news story since Brian Harvey ran himself over while driving his own car. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-55795638 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hapless Bills Fan Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 Gotta share An American doctor is invited to visit an Edinburgh hospital. She enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies: "Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As langs my airm." The American is confused, but she moves on to the next patient. The patient says: "Some hae meat an canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat an we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit." Even more confused, the doctor moves on to a third patient, who immediately begins to chant: "Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty, O the panic in thy breasty, Thou needna start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle." Now seriously troubled, the American doctor turns to her host and asks, "Is this a psychiatric ward?" "No," replies the Scottish doctor, "this is the Serious Burns Unit." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 Can we make fun of our European friends again! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 On @Gugny‘s Birthday, no less! Not even hard! Congrats, Gug! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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