sherpa Posted December 15, 2020 Posted December 15, 2020 During the cold war, the east and west competed on many levels. There was a weather forecast competition between two meteorologists in Germany, Wilhelm, from Democratic West Berlin and Rudolf, from communist East Berlin. Berlin was expected to be at the 32 degree isotherm line with precip in the offing. Wilhelm was adamant that the precip would fall as snow, and Rudolf just as sure that it would be rain. When the event began they continued to argue. Eventually, Rudolf won the battle, and Wilhelm admitted to his wife that "Rudolf the red knows rain dear." 3 Quote
EmotionallyUnstable Posted December 18, 2020 Posted December 18, 2020 (edited) I asked the elf I know to take our picture for the family Christmas card. It didn’t end up working out because he only took elfies. Bah dum chhhhhh Edited December 18, 2020 by EmotionallyUnstable Quote
Blokestradamus Posted December 19, 2020 Posted December 19, 2020 (edited) Don't think this has been posted yet. It made me chuckle. Click it to enlarge. Edited December 19, 2020 by Blokestradamus 1 Quote
WhoTom Posted January 1, 2021 Posted January 1, 2021 I remember 2020 like it was yesterday. I guess hindsight really is 2020. Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted January 1, 2021 Posted January 1, 2021 Some New Year's Humor They say New York City has the best New Year's celebration, but I say it's overrated. Every year they drop the ball. My New Year's resolution was to read more, so I turned on the subtitles on my TV. "Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to." - Bill Vaughan I was going to give up all of my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that no one likes a quitter. At the beginning of the year, I made a resolution to lose 15 pounds. Only 20 more to go! I'm not buying a 2021 calendar until I see the trailer. We can't let this year end: That would be admitting that 2021. Quote
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 1, 2021 Posted January 1, 2021 The doctor says to the Asian man “Sir, it appears you have a cataract.” The Asian man says back to the doctor “No, I don’t doc. I have a Rincoln Continental.” 1 2 Quote
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