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On 12/7/2020 at 6:40 PM, Warcodered said:

that is the appropriate reaction Woodstock.

That is violent over reaction by Woodstock. Snoopy grew up not knowing his father and is obviously mixed race. Woodstock comes from priviledge, who else would name their child Woodstock. (Actual name is Woodstock III.)

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As I watched a dog play and chase its tail, I thought how easily amused dogs are, then I realized I was watching a dog chase it's tail.....

 

Do you remember that before the internet, the theory of the cause for stupidity was the lack of information,.....it wasn't 

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An actual google review of Anderson's of Williamsville:

 

"Going to this particular Anderson’s was one of the best moments of my life. It brought joy that I have never had. The young sir cleaning the tables was very respectful and cleaned our table with great pride. The problem is I went to this Anderson’s a few to many times and now I’m 350 pounds"

 

I'm guessing it's not for real but it's still pretty funny!   

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Just heard this on tv

What did the bear say to the bear hunter......wait for it.....MOOOOO

 

 

Never in my life did I think my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth!

 

I told my wife how thankful I was to be in quarantine with someone I like,

She answers...must be nice

 

I have not tried yoga but I have tried to bend over to pick up my keys, so I pretty much know I would hate yoga.

 

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A prostitute, a Rabi, a Priest, a gorilla and a Cuban Sandwich walk into a bar.....

 

The bartender asks " is this some kind of joke"

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