A Quick Laugh to Get By

[Chandler#81]

[WhoTom]

[Hapless Bills Fan]

[WhoTom]

[Hapless Bills Fan]

 

I am concerned that suit of armor would hinder that squirrel's mobility

 

 

"Is this a Bottle I see before me...Nozzle towards my Hand?"

 

[ChevyVanMiller]

It's very hard to discover the whereabouts of the best tribute bands because they've covered their tracks so well.

[Chandler#81]

[Chandler#81]

[DQW87]

[Chandler#81]

 

 

[ChevyVanMiller]

[Niagara Bill]

George Bernard Shaw

Note to Winston Churchill

I am sending you 2 tickets to my opening night performance. Bring a friend if you have one.

Churchill to Shaw

Sorry I am unable to attend opening night but will attend second performance, if there is one

 

Groucho

I've have had a perfectly wonderful evening,  but I am afraid this wasn't it.

 

Oscar Wilde

Some cause happiness where ever they go, others whenever they go.

 

 

 

 

[Chandler#81]

[Greg S]

Little Dennis was asked to say grace for the family at Thanksgiving dinner this year.

"I'm going to pray the way mommy does:

'Oh God . . . , Oh god . . . , don't stop . . . , Jesus . . . Oh my god, yes . . . .'"

[ChevyVanMiller]

This one may hit too close to home after last Sunday's game...

[Chandler#81]

[Saxum]

1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said:

 

I wonder if he will pay for bills for plastic surgeon she rang up before meeting him.

[Chandler#81]

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[Saxum]

6 hours ago, Chandler#81 said:

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I can read Japanese and was going to correct your writing until I got to 2nd half and realize you did not know it was not about sex or you do not know anything about sex.

[Hapless Bills Fan]

 

not entirely accurate, but the sentiment....