Niagara Bill Posted September 16, 2020 Posted September 16, 2020 One Sunday a preacher decided to try something new in the service. He said, when I say 1 word I want all of you to sing a song that comes to mind. He said Cross, and everyone began singing the Old Rugged Cross. Good he said try, Grace, and they all began singing Amazing Grace. The pastor then said Sex....and there was silence, everyone looked at each other not knowing what to sing. Suddenly at an 87 year old woman stood and began singing, Thanks for the Memories. Budda bing 1 Quote
thenorthremembers Posted September 16, 2020 Posted September 16, 2020 7 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: Given the Browns jersey he should have watched football for one quarter, turned it off when it was over and then did the rest. Quote
WhoTom Posted September 18, 2020 Posted September 18, 2020 What's the difference between booze and weed? Five drunk guys will start a fight; five stoned guys will start a band. 2 2 Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted September 18, 2020 Posted September 18, 2020 Olympic Divers photoshopped onto toilets. 3 Quote
Saxum Posted September 19, 2020 Posted September 19, 2020 8 minutes ago, T&C said: Lackawanna is wrong, should be what Cheektowaga has. And Niagara County should be what Lackawanna has due to Love Canal. Something is always off for anyone from Niagara Falls. Quote
The Poojer Posted September 22, 2020 Posted September 22, 2020 Onion level stuff here! https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down 2 1 Quote
That's No Moon Posted September 23, 2020 Posted September 23, 2020 On 9/18/2020 at 9:38 PM, Limeaid said: Lackawanna is wrong, should be what Cheektowaga has. And Niagara County should be what Lackawanna has due to Love Canal. Something is always off for anyone from Niagara Falls. Niagara Falls is Fat Tony. Maybe Diamond Joe Quimby. 7 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: "But Alice, I brought you the meat!" Quote
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