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On 9/9/2020 at 4:21 AM, Chandler#81 said:

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She looks like she has mini cupcakes... no need to remove the post admin.

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Confidence.

A man walks into a bar and sits down beside a beautiful woman. He looks at his watch and she asks "is your date late". 

He replies, "no, I was just looking at my new Apple watch."

Oh, she says, "what is so special about it"

He says this watch is telepathic and can read your mind.

She says "what is it telling you"

His reply, "you are not wearing any panties"

She giggles and says"your watch is wrong, I have panties on"

He taps his watch and say"damn watch, it is running an hour fast"

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