The Senator Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 OK, so I’m out for a walk with my best pal on a hot summer day, and we stop in to this pub for some refreshments (Rufus loves Molson...jumps up, puts his paws on the bar and hollars, “Woof!”) There’s a big sign above the bar, “No Dogs Allowed” Bartender sez, “Buddy, can’t you read?” I plead, “This ain’t no ordinary dog - he’s a talking dog...” Beertender sez, “Come on, buddy...” I say, “I’ll prove it... Rufus, what’s that on top of our house?” He yells, “Wooof” “See? He just said ‘roof’!” ”Try again, pal...” ”OK, Rufus, when you put your paw on sandpaper, how does it feel?” ”Woof!” ”See? He just said ‘rough’!” ”Pal, you’re outa here...” ”No no, Rufus, who’s the greatest baseball player ever?” ”Wooof!!!” ”See? He just said ‘Ruth!” So, we’re walking home, after being tossed out, and Rufus looks at me and sez, ”Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?” 1 3 Quote
Misterbluesky Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, The Senator said: OK, so I’m out for a walk with my best pal on a hot summer day, and we stop in to this pub for some refreshments (Rufus loves Molson...jumps up, puts his paws on the bar and hollars, “Woof!”) There’s a big sign above the bar, “No Dogs Allowed” Bartender sez, “Buddy, can’t you read?” I plead, “This ain’t no ordinary dog - he’s a talking dog...” Beertender sez, “Come on, buddy...” I say, “I’ll prove it... Rufus, what’s that on top of our house?” He yells, “Wooof” “See? He just said ‘roof’!” ”Try again, pal...” ”OK, Rufus, when you put your paw on sandpaper, how does it feel?” ”Woof!” ”See? He just said ‘rough’!” ”Pal, you’re outa here...” ”No no, Rufus, who’s the greatest baseball player ever?” ”Wooof!!!” ”See? He just said ‘Ruth!” So, we’re walking home, after being tossed out, and Rufus looks at me and sez, ”Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?” Sounds like Vito's barbershop talk..I like it. 1 Quote
Pete Posted May 8, 2019 Posted May 8, 2019 6 hours ago, bdutton said: https://i.imgur.com/AotWzs1.mp4 keep your head on a swivel Quote
NoHuddleKelly12 Posted May 11, 2019 Posted May 11, 2019 (edited) Don’t worry, you don’t need to speak German in order to appreciate this sketch—”Loriot” did a sketch show similar to SNL or MadTV. This one translates to, “The Picture is Hanging Crooked” Edited May 11, 2019 by NoHuddleKelly12 1 2 Quote
Augie Posted May 17, 2019 Posted May 17, 2019 On 5/8/2019 at 12:52 PM, bdutton said: https://i.imgur.com/AotWzs1.mp4 That’s one slow learner! Quote
Greybeard Posted May 17, 2019 Posted May 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Mark80 said: Only the marines would set up to collect Toys for Tots next to such a dangerous curb. 1 1 Quote
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