Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 43 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: There are a few of the membership absolutely giddy about that. A certain 'shiny toothed dentite' comes to mind. ? 2 Quote
Niagara Bill Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 (edited) The Invisible man married an invisible woman. Ok wait for it..... Their kids are nothing to look at...budda boom It has been proven that cows give more milk when the farmer talks to them. A case of going in one ear and out the udder. Edited August 31, 2020 by Niagara Bill Additional comments 1 2 Quote
Niagara Bill Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 What the surgeon said the patient who insisted on closing his own incision. Suture self. 1 3 Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 Dairy Queen is not playing, Abby! 3 Quote
WhoTom Posted August 31, 2020 Posted August 31, 2020 Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes. Me: I wish for a world without lawyers. Genie: Done. You have no more wishes. Me: But you said 3. Genie: Sue me. 2 3 Quote
WhoTom Posted September 1, 2020 Posted September 1, 2020 (edited) Obviously, this photo was taken after the wings were removed. Edited September 1, 2020 by WhoTom 2 Quote
Lurker Posted September 2, 2020 Posted September 2, 2020 A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them. "Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks. Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross." Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!" Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough? 2 6 Quote
Saxum Posted September 2, 2020 Posted September 2, 2020 I was raised in a Catholic Church. Sister Mary Immaculata is a sweet talker for a Irish Nun. Quote
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