Sherlock Holmes Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 15 hours ago, Foxx said: Couldn't he just attach his mouth down there? Quote
WhoTom Posted August 17, 2020 Posted August 17, 2020 29 minutes ago, ChevyVanMiller said: "Hold my beer..." 1 2 Quote
Warcodered Posted August 18, 2020 Posted August 18, 2020 3 hours ago, Keukasmallies said: This one I think works pretty well too. Quote
Sherlock Holmes Posted August 18, 2020 Posted August 18, 2020 17 hours ago, WhoTom said: "Hold my beer..." That's what cup holders are for... Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted August 18, 2020 Posted August 18, 2020 Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when 'Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.. Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and so hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!) Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No wait until morning. Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.. Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'? A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.. Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'? A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.. Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected. Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him. Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet. Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh 3 4 1 Quote
Keukasmallies Posted August 20, 2020 Posted August 20, 2020 Let me have a "Yeah Man" for Yasmin! 18 minutes ago, T&C said: Quote
The Poojer Posted August 20, 2020 Posted August 20, 2020 30 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Syracuse gets hosed again Quote
T&C Posted August 21, 2020 Posted August 21, 2020 (edited) This one is twisted in a maybe cold way... I think that might have been Geddy and Alex visiting Neil towards the end of his time here. Edited August 21, 2020 by T&C 1 1 Quote
Greybeard Posted August 22, 2020 Posted August 22, 2020 12 hours ago, ChevyVanMiller said: For some reason the longer I look at this, the funnier it gets.? 1 Quote
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