ChevyVanMiller Posted July 19, 2020 Posted July 19, 2020 (edited) 13 hours ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: I was ROTF Omg ? ? It has been widely speculated that this was the night that cemented Trump’s resolve to run for president. He was so angry over being embarrassed by President Obama in front of a room full of people laughing at his expense that he decided on the car ride home that he would get his revenge by getting himself elected POTUS. Edited July 19, 2020 by ChevyVanMiller Quote
WhoTom Posted July 19, 2020 Posted July 19, 2020 51 minutes ago, ChevyVanMiller said: It has been widely speculated that this was the night that cemented Trump’s resolve to run for president. He was so angry over being embarrassed by President Obama in front of a room full of people laughing at his expense that he decided on the car ride home that he would get his revenge by getting himself elected POTUS. [Sigh] Thanks, Obama. ? 1 Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted July 19, 2020 Posted July 19, 2020 38 minutes ago, WhoTom said: [Sigh] Thanks, Obama. ? Yeah, I’ll bet he wishes he could have a do-over of that night. Funny how history hinges on decisions made one way or another. Quote
B-Man Posted July 20, 2020 Posted July 20, 2020 While golfing, a man accidentally overturned his golf cart. A very attractive female golfer who lived in a villa on the course heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay?" "I'm okay, thanks," he replied as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart. "Why don't you come up to my villa, rest for a while, have some drinks and I'll help you get the cart up later.” He noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure. "That's mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on now", she insisted. She was beautiful and very persuasive. "Well, okay," he finally agreed, "However, I'm sure my wife won't like it." After a couple of glasses of Scotch, he thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for a while, she won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still under the cart, I suppose." 8 Quote
WhoTom Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 (edited) This is a real apartment complex in Madison WI. Edited July 22, 2020 by WhoTom 4 Quote
Warcodered Posted July 22, 2020 Posted July 22, 2020 20 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Sounds like a trap get out of there. 1 Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 True fact - Before the crowbar was invented, most crows (wait for it) drank at home. 1 Quote
Hapless Bills Fan Posted July 25, 2020 Posted July 25, 2020 5 hours ago, LewPort71 said: LOL! When I read the first part, I thought the next line was going to be "Blue cheese or Ranch?" Quote
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