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A Panda walks into a bar....

Orders a burger and beer from the waiter.

After finishing his meal the waiter asks if he enjoyed the burger.

The Panda stands up, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter and begins to walk out.

The bartender screams at him, hey why did you kill my waiter and just walk out.

Panda says, that is what I do, look it up.

Bartender Google's panda...sure enough it reads....

Panda " eats, shoots and leaves"!

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Can you stop this bus to let my friend *****?

 

i guess using 'Jack' and 'off' is verbotten even with a space in between

 

 

55 minutes ago, The Avenger said:

Let's eat grandma!

Let's eat, grandma!

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On 7/15/2020 at 7:20 AM, Niagara Bill said:

A jumper cable walks into a bar and orders a beer

Bartender says " ok, I will serve you but don't start anything"

 

A dyslexic man walks into a bra......budda boom

 

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic atheist? 

 

He didn't believe in dog.

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16 hours ago, Warcodered said:

 

 

I have the shirt the father wears.

Have an adult daughter too but she does not look like her.

I do not have a nail gun.

2 hours ago, T&C said:

Image may contain: 1 person, playing a sport, text that says 'Myles Garrett was fined $45,623 for hitting Mason Rudolph in the head with his helmet. Garrett just signed a $125M $12 deal, which means he can hit Mason Rudolph 2,739 more times before he runs out of money. 2'

 

 

Does he have incentive clauses either for helmet hits or bail bonds?

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Alternatives:

 

"Wanna see my humbuckers?"

"Check out my whammy bar!"

 

Image may contain: text that says 'Are you single? BAD PICKUP LINES'

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