Hapless Bills Fan Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 3 hours ago, ChevyVanMiller said: Definitely, ask 1 Quote
Niagara Bill Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 A Panda walks into a bar.... Orders a burger and beer from the waiter. After finishing his meal the waiter asks if he enjoyed the burger. The Panda stands up, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter and begins to walk out. The bartender screams at him, hey why did you kill my waiter and just walk out. Panda says, that is what I do, look it up. Bartender Google's panda...sure enough it reads.... Panda " eats, shoots and leaves"! 2 Quote
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 20 minutes ago, Niagara Bill said: Panda " eats, shoots and leaves"! Once again proving that punctuation saves lives. (No Croom can catch? No, Croom can catch.) 1 1 Quote
WhoTom Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 I love the smell of irony in the morning... 1 4 Quote
The Avenger Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 2 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Once again proving that punctuation saves lives. (No Croom can catch? No, Croom can catch.) Let's eat grandma! Let's eat, grandma! 1 1 Quote
The Poojer Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 (edited) Can you stop this bus to let my friend *****? i guess using 'Jack' and 'off' is verbotten even with a space in between 55 minutes ago, The Avenger said: Let's eat grandma! Let's eat, grandma! Edited July 16, 2020 by The Poojer 1 Quote
ExWNYer Posted July 16, 2020 Posted July 16, 2020 On 7/15/2020 at 7:20 AM, Niagara Bill said: A jumper cable walks into a bar and orders a beer Bartender says " ok, I will serve you but don't start anything" A dyslexic man walks into a bra......budda boom Did you hear the one about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in dog. 1 1 Quote
Saxum Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 16 hours ago, Warcodered said: I have the shirt the father wears. Have an adult daughter too but she does not look like her. I do not have a nail gun. 2 hours ago, T&C said: Does he have incentive clauses either for helmet hits or bail bonds? Quote
Sherlock Holmes Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 On 7/11/2020 at 9:20 AM, WhoTom said: West Virginia??? 1 Quote
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 17, 2020 Posted July 17, 2020 On 7/16/2020 at 7:32 AM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: Once again proving that punctuation saves lives. (No Croom can catch? No, Croom can catch.) Let’s eat, grandpa! Let’s eat grandpa! 1 Quote
WhoTom Posted July 18, 2020 Posted July 18, 2020 (edited) Alternatives: "Wanna see my humbuckers?" "Check out my whammy bar!" Edited July 18, 2020 by WhoTom 4 Quote
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