A Quick Laugh to Get By

[DaBillsFanSince1973]

 

I pass by this old mailbox every day. The old rusty box is nailed to an oak that has to be 100 years old. After years of passing it by, I decided to open the box to see if anything was inside.

 

After all, there isn’t even a house nearby to which it could serve anyway. Any home it serviced long ago is torn down, I’m sure.

 

I noticed an old letter inside the box, as you can see in the second picture. I looked at the postmark date, which to my surprised astonishment was actually readable, and it said July 7, 1958.

 

Ever so carefully I opened up the aged, crackly envelope and gently pulled out the folded piece of paper - almost tingling with excitement and

anticipation. Here is what the letter inside said. “We have been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle’s extended warranty.”

 

Edited Wednesday at 07:28 PM by DaBillsFanSince1973

[ChevyVanMiller]

[major]

[US Egg]

Two hunters are in the woods...One has a heart attack and collapses. The other pulls out his phone, calls 911, and yells, "My buddy’s dead! What do I do?"
The operator says, "First, make sure he’s really dead." There’s a pause, then a loud BANG. The guy gets back on and says, "Okay, now what?"  

 

 

That joke was killer!!

[ChevyVanMiller]

9 hours ago, major said:

Hop, skip and a jump

[ExiledInIllinois]

This commercial always cracks me up: