Bill from NYC Posted February 9 Posted February 9 Q) What do you call an airplane full of bald men? A) A receding airline. Q) Why can't Michael come within 500 feet of a school? A) Because he is dead. 2 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 11 Posted February 11 "The carpenter came home one day... A carpenter came home one day only to discover his wife in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged the naked man down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice. He then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next he picked up a hacksaw. The terrified man, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire." " 1 Quote
muppy Posted February 12 Posted February 12 (edited) ..Grandpa is NOT HAVING Painting class at all LOL Edited February 12 by muppy 2 Quote
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