/dev/null Posted April 28, 2020 Posted April 28, 2020 man walks up to a food truck with a sign on the truck Hamburgers $5 Fries $3 Handj*bs $10 He asks the woman at the counter if she was the one giving the handjobs. To which she replied yes. The man asked her to wash her hands because he wants a cheeseburger and fries 2 6 Quote
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 28, 2020 Posted April 28, 2020 Imagine how difficult life must be when you’re dumber than a pigeon.... 3 8 Quote
Gugny Posted April 30, 2020 Posted April 30, 2020 Whether you're an Ellen fan, or not, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND watching this video. I laughed so hard, my stomach hurt. Very fun and funny stuff ... 3 Quote
plenzmd1 Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 Today marks 7 weeks of isolation. Running 5 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour. Eating fresh vegetables and home cooked meals every day. The change has been fantastic! Zero alcohol. A healthy, gluten-free, caffeine-free diet and a 1-hour home workout every day. Lost 35 pounds and gained muscle mass. So I have no idea who wrote this, but I am so proud of them that I decided to copy and paste. 6 1 Quote
WhoTom Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 A moment later, she was sitting alone in her pew. 3 Quote
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