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man walks up to a food truck with a sign on the truck

 

Hamburgers $5

Fries $3

Handj*bs $10

 

He asks the woman at the counter if she was the one giving the handjobs.  To which she replied yes.

 

The man asked her to wash her hands because he wants a cheeseburger and fries

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Today marks 7 weeks of isolation. Running 5 miles a day, no meat, dairy or flour. Eating fresh vegetables and home cooked meals every day. The change has been fantastic! Zero alcohol. A healthy, gluten-free, caffeine-free diet and a 1-hour home workout every day. Lost 35 pounds and gained muscle mass.

 

 

 

 





So I have no idea who wrote this, but I am so proud of them that I decided to copy and paste.

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