Warcodered Posted April 24, 2020 Posted April 24, 2020 So wait the Coronavirus comes from bats and is killed by sunlight... artists sketch of the suspect: 1 Quote
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Chandler#81 Posted April 24, 2020 Posted April 24, 2020 Step right up! Getcher’s today! You won’t die, maybe.. 3 2 Quote
Foxx Posted April 24, 2020 Author Posted April 24, 2020 https://twitter.com/paul_haine/status/855522578953375745 1 Quote
Chandler#81 Posted April 24, 2020 Posted April 24, 2020 Quicher cryin’. This ain’t gonna hurt, ya whippersnapper! 5 Quote
muppy Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 LMAO Sparky Molter  A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely: "Are - my - test - results - back?" 3 1 Quote
T&C Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 47 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said: What actually sucks is that they did have a good draft... but, I hope they don't make the playoffs either. Quote
Augie Posted April 27, 2020 Posted April 27, 2020 7 minutes ago, WhoTom said: Our Governor disagrees! BRING IT ON! 2 Quote
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