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Another Anthony Jeselnik gem:

 

"My father was a mean and angry drunk, but he never ever hit or abused me or my mother.......now I don't know if that means that he really loved my mother and I........or that he really, really hated my sister."

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My son refused to let the dentist work by keeping his mouth shut.  He was scared.

 

I showed him the clip from Castaway where Tom Hanks takes the skate to knock out his infected tooth.  I told him that's what happens if you don't let the dentist take care of your teeth.

 

Good idea or bad idea?

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18 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said:

My son refused to let the dentist work by keeping his mouth shut.  He was scared.

 

I showed him the clip from Castaway where Tom Hanks takes the skate to not out his infected tooth.  I told him that's what happens if you don't let the dentist take care of your teeth.

 

Good idea or bad idea?

 

Not a bad idea. But I'd show him a picture of the Bitter Beer guy. Tell him that's what he's gonna like if he loses all his teeth.

 

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Never mind. If he's a young kid, he'll probably think it's cool. 

 

 

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