A Quick Laugh to Get By

[Foxx]

truth.

[WhoTom]

22 minutes ago, Foxx said:

truth.

 

Lately, whenever I see a headline on FB, I always check to see if it's from "The Onion." The above paragraph explains why.

 

People say, "You can't make this $#!+ up." Well, we can, but we don't really need to.

 

[Foxx]

Just now, WhoTom said:

 

Lately, whenever I see a headline on FB, I always check to see if it's from "The Onion." The above paragraph explains why.

 

People say, "You can't make this $#!+ up." Well, we can, but we don't really need to.

 

the old saying... 'truth is stranger than fiction', is very true.

[T&C]

[WhoTom]

[Hapless Bills Fan]

3 hours ago, T&C said:

 

I'd thumbs-up this one but it's looking too true

[Augie]

4 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

I'd thumbs-up this one but it's looking too true

 

Processed foods.....it’s the American way! 

 

 

 

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[Hapless Bills Fan]

27 minutes ago, Augie said:

Processed foods.....it’s the American way!

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I've actually lost 7 lbs since March 9th.  We are trying to only shop every 2 weeks, which means we need to take care with the use of some things like cheese and milk, or we'll run out.

[Augie]

12 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

I've actually lost 7 lbs since March 9th.  We are trying to only shop every 2 weeks, which means we need to take care with the use of some things like cheese and milk, or we'll run out.

 

I’ve lost about 4 lbs recently because there is nothing in the house I want to eat! I stocked up 2-3 weeks ago on a crazy friggin’ Friday with frozen meals and cans of soup. I’ve never seen panic like that, even with a Cat 4-5 hurricane bearing down on us. When I got home I read some of the labels. YIKES! Sodium and fat out the wazoo!

 

I’m a daily shopper normally. Fish, chicken and veggies (don’t give me too much credit.....wine is also high on the list). We have some frozen chicken, but the rest is hard to do a couple trips in a month. Strange times, trying to adapt. 

 

 

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Edited April 4, 2020 by Augie

[Warcodered]

 

[ChevyVanMiller]

[Chandler#81]

[Marv's Neighbor]

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.  After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

 

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves.  The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creatures.  So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

 

The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning. They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.

 

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church.  Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

 

And not much has been heard from the Jewish synagogue. They took the first squirrel and circumcised him.  They haven't seen a squirrel since.

[Chandler#81]

[Hapless Bills Fan]

 

Article about it

[Chandler#81]

Safe Sax?

[Gugny]

[WhoTom]

[Hapless Bills Fan]

I give you...cute kittens. 

 

 

[T&C]