Saxum Posted September 2, 2022 Posted September 2, 2022 On 8/31/2022 at 1:22 PM, aristocrat said: Next time you’re feeling down, just remember it’s all about perspective. I’ve got a friend who has sex three times a week, exercises twice a day and reads two books a week but every day he complains about prison. So nice of you to visit your friend so often. Quote
Warcodered Posted September 2, 2022 Posted September 2, 2022 I'm not sure this one is funny or terrifying 1 Quote
WhoTom Posted September 3, 2022 Posted September 3, 2022 2 hours ago, muppy said: Reminds me of a realty listing: https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/welcome-to-poundtown-sign-house-zillow Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted September 4, 2022 Posted September 4, 2022 Expose yourself to great art. The benefits are endless. 5 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted September 5, 2022 Posted September 5, 2022 2 hours ago, muppy said: Mostly saying: "Hooray for my side." ?? 😏 1 Quote
Joe Ferguson forever Posted September 5, 2022 Posted September 5, 2022 Lady to pharmacist: "do you sell viagra?' Pharmacist: "Yes ma'am I do" Lady: "Can you get it over the counter?" Pharm: " I can if I take two" 2 Quote
aristocrat Posted September 7, 2022 Posted September 7, 2022 What do you call an orphan taking a selfie? Family picture 1 2 Quote
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