WhoTom Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 I wonder if she pressed the hidden button to call the Grammar Police. 2 Quote
ChevyVanMiller Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 25 minutes ago, WhoTom said: I wonder if she pressed the hidden button to call the Grammar Police. Reminds me of an old Rodney Dangerfield joke: Robber - Give me all the money in your drawer, this is a f**k up. Teller - Don’t you mean a stickup? Robber - No, I forgot my gun, it’s a f**k up. 2 Quote
aristocrat Posted August 4, 2022 Posted August 4, 2022 A family checks into a hotel. The father walks up to the concierge and says, "I'm checking in with my family, I hope the porn is disabled." The concierge responds, "Its just regular porn you sick *****." 6 Quote
muppy Posted August 5, 2022 Posted August 5, 2022 (edited) oh geez lol Edited August 5, 2022 by muppy Quote
T&C Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 Keith Richards once got a turtle for his birthday. He asked: "How old will it get". They told him: "About 300 years". He said: "Now you see why I'm against it, you get attached to such an animal and then it dies." 1 1 Quote
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