A Quick Laugh to Get By

[muppy]

I thought about our Bills FG kicker when I saw this

[Greg S]

[Greg S]

[Warcodered]

 

[muppy]

My bestie from high schools husband is a twisted  sick man lol

 

 

 

 

[qwksilver]

10 hours ago, muppy said:

My bestie from high schools husband is a twisted  sick man lol

 

 

 

 

Almost spit out my morning espresso. 

[muppy]

lmao

[muppy]

lol

[muppy]

for the breaking bad fans 🙂 doing tequila demos at costco lol hahahaaa

@Tuco

Edited June 26, 2022 by muppy

[muppy]

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Edited June 27, 2022 by muppy

[muppy]

lmao this is one of my all time fav cartoons. One Word LOL

[muppy]

OMG LMAO. I wonder if my gay friends would find this joke offensive. Its so cliche and over the top.

 

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Because It Made Me Laugh and Ponder

Martin John Carroll  · 

 

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up, B**ch

 

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Edited June 27, 2022 by muppy

[Greg S]

[WhoTom]

[muppy]

oh dear

 

 

[WhoTom]

10 minutes ago, muppy said:

oh dear

 

 

 

Yeah, grape jelly is a terrible lubricant. (According to a friend...)

 

[Greg S]

[muppy]

very cute 🙂

 

 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

Patty Mahomes had a gender reveal party 

 

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Oh yeah

sorry

that was for baby #2 not Pat himself 

[ChevyVanMiller]