WhoTom Posted April 21, 2021 Posted April 21, 2021 Obviously, this only applies to fans of other teams... 4 2 1 Quote
Warcodered Posted April 23, 2021 Posted April 23, 2021 On 4/22/2021 at 9:58 AM, Chandler#81 said: Expand Hey got to keep the bike, things are looking up. 1 Quote
Niagara Bill Posted April 23, 2021 Posted April 23, 2021 Why do they ask me to press 1 for English, when they are going to transfer me to someone who i can't understand. I just realized that Old age is coming at a bad time. When I was a teenager all I wanted was a car, allowance, no curfew, no school or work and my own pad. I got that now, and the woman I hang around with can't get pregnant. Today I didn't go to the gym. That makes 5 years in a row. The biggest lie I tell myself is I don't have to write that down, I will remember. 1 Quote
Chandler#81 Posted April 26, 2021 Posted April 26, 2021 Finally agreed to let my granddaughter go to the beach with her friends.. 1 Quote
WhoTom Posted April 26, 2021 Posted April 26, 2021 On 4/26/2021 at 7:19 PM, Chandler#81 said: Finally agreed to let my granddaughter go to the beach with her friends.. Expand Just wait until she comes back from the beach with an S&M fetish. 1 Quote
Saxum Posted April 26, 2021 Posted April 26, 2021 Wild turkeys can fly so he was correct. Idiot marketing director Herb got wrong type. Dropping wild turkeys in Thanksgiving game in Dallass is a great idea. Wild Turkey American Honey Bourbon Whiskey would be perfect complement to the half time show. Quote
Saxum Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 On 4/19/2021 at 1:52 PM, Greg S said: Expand He cannot focus on two things at once? Quote
Niagara Bill Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 What happens if you get scared half to death.....twice This is my step ladder...never knew my real ladder Following reading too many posts by Chef Jim😀, I checked into the Hokey Pokey Clinic, .......... and turned myself around.😁 In the word "scent" is the s or c silent. Quote
SinceThe70s Posted April 27, 2021 Posted April 27, 2021 On 4/27/2021 at 12:25 PM, Niagara Bill said: What happens if you get scared half to death.....twice Expand There's an old joke about a guy who is granted three wishes by a genie but the catch is his ex-wife gets twice whatever asks for. His third wish is to be beaten half to death. 1 Quote
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